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The Soviet Turtle


I'm Australian, a dragon fan, and I like to shot things in video games. If that's not a short description of me then I don't know what is.

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Nightmare Moon, Discord, Chrysalis, Sombra, and Tirek. All were once powerful beings bent on taking over Equestria, but they were constantly stopped again and again by six mares, who were the bearers of the Elements of Harmony. All six of them lived in a quaint little town called Ponyville. They lived simple lives, and they enjoyed each others company immensely.

But after the events with Starlight Glimmer, who would become one of the mares new students, one higher up authority now believes each of them would need protection within for the future. The Pony Goddess, the mother of Luna and Celestia, has made a fateful decision.

So after much deliberation, she has taken six humans from another world, one that interested her so much, and a race that had been familiar with war and conflict for millennium, and assigned each of them a former bearer each. Solely for the purpose of matchmaking.

What? Gods get bored sometimes.

And how do these humans take the scenario? well as one of the humans chosen says in his native tongue...

'For Fuck Sake!'

This is not family friendly is you hadn't already guess from the rating

Set after 'Times are Changeling'

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 18 )

they’ve had very little to no dating experience, which is interesting for me to say the least.

you too? XD

CONTINUE!!!!

“Message for you ma’am,”

*beeeeARNG!*
Message for your sir
*falls*
anybody get the reference? :pinkiehappy:

“Who are you, and why are you here?”

their there because your maker wanted to get a laugh at the sight of you fucking up

Looks interesting so far.

When's the next chapter supposed to be out? This story is really good so far! I'll be triggered if this story goes dead...

DAAAAAMN this was lot better then i was expecting i wonder how long it took you to right this

Nice story man! And to be honist, i thought he was going to try to comit suicide when he got to the top, so i wasint expecting a song lol:rainbowkiss:

There's not a lot of amazing stories out there, this is one of the rare "Perfect" ones, I hope to see the next Chapter soon:pinkiehappy:

8100522 I'd be gun triggered.. which is WORSE than triggered: IDK EXACTLY what it means XD but I think it means committing suicide :P

Where is the next chapter? WHERE IS IT?!?!? WHERE!!!???!?!?!

Sorry... I'm just too excited for the next chapter

please update you have a really good story here

dont mind me im just siting here waiting for the next chapter

the wait was worth it

That was great here's hoping for a shorter wait for the next one.

Its being a while, this is a good fic, i hope it doesnt take much the nect one

Now that I've read this chapter, you may wonder what I'll do while we wait for the next one...

Absolutely nothing.

Just sitting in a chair...


Staring at a wall..


For the rest of time..

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