Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I'm just here to write.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

Some shit who occasionally writes things.

loves tiaras.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Write what you know; write what you feel. Give life to that which lacks it, and mend the heart of they who need it most. Love, laugh, and cry. Never be afraid to be yourself. This is me.

I write, I draw, and both tend to be a bit grimdark. Hopefully writing ponies will mitigate that somewhat.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Kiss me, my account is 10!

I'm just a guy. Who likes ponies. And fan fiction. Why not both?

If you can't laugh at anything, the world turns into a very dull place. Dead turtles, for instance...hilarious.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

okay now kiss!

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

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Working to better myself. Please consider supporting via my Ko-Fi link!

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I write the occasional pony story. What else could possibly matter?

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

What? You expect a trick? Go talk to another Zman, I'm busy.

From the depths of /mlp/, one man decided that he wanted to write. With a sweep of his pen, stories flowed from his hands like liquid gold, and his genius shined. And then there was also Lunaguy.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Not much to say. I hope you appreciate my stories and/or comments.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

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A clopfic author.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...