Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.
I'm a Brony, I'm an author on FimFiction. Thereby I'm a Brony author on FimFiction. Hope you enjoy my works.
I'm a guy who likes to see stories that are different from the actual series.
I write terrible fan fiction and I'm generally a terrible person; you only think I'm joking...
Fighting Dyslexia one misspelled word at a time! (and failing less and less as I go)
I am a normal pony, and as such, I desire a normal explanation, in detail, of the ritual sacrifice of children.
We are the fuel for the Meme Machine, harvest the moist juice and begin the ritual of Ebola. The dead will never know this joy.