Co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Tell me, what do you live for? Is it for work? For study? Or is it for the important things? Pleasure, art, friends, family, love? Do you live to work? Or do you work to live?

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Getting my ass kicked one day at a time.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

Abacadooby.

I'm just here to write.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

irresistible

I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

Just a fan of the show. Wouldn't call myself a brony, but I like it enough to write about it.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Kiss me, my account is 10!

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Hi there! The names Kro! Hope you enjoy your stay!

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

A simple dude who'll write stories that no one ever tries. Also, Tia is best pony.

I'm pretty sure words go in here somewhere...

Too much to write; too little time

Why hello there...

if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back

I like to make fun of poor people.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Are you a Rebel?

I am the machinist. Lord over all machines and stuff. I like twinkies. That is all.

space is a waste

O.F.P.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

"For fun" is the best reason to do anything. "The best" is the best way to do everything.

The man without a plan.