I write terrible fan fiction and I'm generally a terrible person; you only think I'm joking...
"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark
Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.
"I'm Tour Guide Barbie." —Tour Guide Barbie introduces herself
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
A pretend penmonkey--the pauper of the pages--with a penchant for the preposterous but perhaps a thin sliver of potential. Please, peruse my parables; you may, perchance, prefer them.
A Young Homosexual Alone in The Corner, Crying – Suttree, Cormac McCarthy.
A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
I wouldn't consider myself "insane" but I do like mlp, computer engineering, quantum physics, writing and art. So I try to do things which combine ALL those things. That's sane... right?
A gibbering mound of horseflesh who has learned to hate.
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
Please, call me Ed. Click here to support!
Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!
Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.
"I knew they could be pretty stupid, but I didn't realise they could be so fucking dense that light bends around them." ~Sigma
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An indecisive procrastinator who, when not trying to figure out what to do with himself, writes like a speeding glacier. 日本語が分かりますか?
Call me Slendy, or Slendermare. I really don't care.
The official joint page of SovietBacon, Dumbgamer99 and ShadowHorizons!
Part time worker, part time writer, full time jabroni. Hello!
I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.
Oh wait, I can add a short bio in the account settings. I never knew.