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BlinkyPony


"I knew they could be pretty stupid, but I didn't realise they could be so fucking dense that light bends around them." ~Sigma

May
18th
2016

Late-Night Mini-Rant: Buses and Crossings · 8:33am May 18th, 2016

Anyone that ever rode on a school bus can probably empathize here. Or maybe it's something that only happened to me, and only I'm bothered by. Either way, those times when school buses have to constantly stop at every single train crossing? It's pretty annoying. Now, I didn't really give that much of a shit whilst I was the little twerp riding said bus, no... but in the wonderful world of adulthood, driving the cars that are stuck behind and forced to wait for these

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May
11th
2016

Friendly Reminder To The Fandom, and Fans In General · 6:57am May 11th, 2016

You know what's bullshit? When aged, grown-up men (and women) get assblasted and aggro'd over a cartoon meant for those who are still some years away from reaching puberty. When they, the self-declared "true fans" of the show, seem to think that they know what's best for the show and the audience it was specifically written for. I can say that "it's a show for little girls" and "it wasn't made for you" until I'm blue in the face, but somehow, it feels like a wasted effort. Nobody ever

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Apr
2nd
2016

It's Just A Prank, Bro; aka, "Why April Fools Is My Least-Liked Day Of The Year" · 2:48am Apr 2nd, 2016

In which I be "that girl" and demonstrate my inability to "have fun".

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Jan
19th
2016

On Starlight Glimmer and "Punishment" · 12:06am Jan 19th, 2016

Why do people have to be so goddamn childish?

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Mar
20th
2015

On Mind Alteration · 6:22pm Mar 20th, 2015

Okay, not even gonna try and justify my last break. I was tired, stressed, and wanted a little escape, which ended up turning into a bit of an extended hiatus. And yet, somehow, several months barely felt like a few days. Blegh. Oh well. Funny thing is, what really got me is a case of being in the wrong place at the right time. Or wrong time, rather. Everything about it seemed wrong. But anyway, I'll just go ahead and say that there's

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Nov
24th
2014

Site Features You Thought You Wanted (But Really Don't) · 10:10pm Nov 24th, 2014

Some of you probably noticed a site blog that went up earlier, regarding a pretty simple question. It was just begging for people to jump in with their opinions and thoughts that will never happen anyway, but among those comments, I noticed a disconcerting trend with some of the suggestions. While many of them were just dumb little wishes and nitpicks that obviously will never happen,

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Nov
23rd
2014

Just Let It Die Already: Feature Box Special #07 · 4:30am Nov 23rd, 2014

The title betrays it; I'm not a happy camper right now. Why? Well, coming fresh off my last quickie blog, where I mentioned the sudden appearance of these POS ripoff fics in the aftermath of Cards Against Equiniti, and pretty much got the point across that none of us wants to see this become a thing, I'm now forced to review one of those fics that is now in the Feature Box. Happy day, huh? I get to review what is essentially the same damned thing as before. Goody. As if there isn't enough of

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Nov
19th
2014

In Regards To FiMFic's Latest Potential Bandwagon · 6:12am Nov 19th, 2014

Now, look, I'll keep this short. Unusually so, because I don't want to waste my breath with this. Know those Cards Against Humanity fadfics? Including the one I reviewed last week, declaring it "mediocre" at best, and "pointless garbage" at worst? Well, it seems that some names have picked up on this trend. Namely, several other stories have cropped up since then, though one has already been deleted for whatever reason (which I can only applaud, as it was terrible).

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Nov
16th
2014

Pay No Mind To The Tape: Feature Box Special #06 · 8:32am Nov 16th, 2014

Hey guys, looks like it's time for yet another (extensively late and outdated, as usual) round of reviews on the feature box. I know you're probably just wanting to skip ahead to where I tear the weekly POS apart or something, but, just humor me here for a second. You probably already heard about this by now, but, last week, RainbowBob was in a pretty bad car accident. He's well on

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Nov
9th
2014

On Followers And Frauds · 7:44pm Nov 9th, 2014

Few things get on my nerves more than seeing users on this site get follows when they don't deserve it; even more so when it always seems to be through the most lowbrow and unorthodox methods, too. While there are honest authors out there that earn every follower they gain by actually writing stories (and for fairness' sake, I won't debate the "quality" of the stories), there are also plenty of people who do pretty much jack shit. Maybe some (like myself) write blogs, or comment a lot, but

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