Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Part time dreamer full time cell phone & computer repair technician.

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

AKA Birdman the Brony

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

If you want some cover-art done, send me a message!

Commissions currently OPEN

In reading, keep an open mind. In writing, have fun with words.

"Often when you want a sandwich, you don't have one. Often when you have a sandwich, you don't want one."

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

The Grimm Reaper is the writer of the 'Darkness Duology', 'Immortal', 'They Come at Night... Mostly!' and 'Only Bone Deep'. Among others.

Life gave me lemons, and with them I made horsewords. Try and figure that out.

Just a german bloke who wastes his time with this site :P

The death of a hero is always tragic. They never get to know if their sacrifice, if their life, was worth it. Must be a damn shame to die and not know if what you did made a difference...

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