Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.
An ancient member of FimFiction, I don't comment often but when I do they usually are either cause your story is amazing or utter shit
Friendly and partially hydrogenated! I'm an avid gamer with many consoles and games, with a particular affinity for Nintendo!
howdy, might take me a bit to get rolling but once i do be ready for some chaos
Now the program has been opened, the keyboard pulled from it's sheathe, words are typed and offer (mental) sustenance, a fate I must abide! (Gravemind voice)
I usually have something witty to say but for the love of Bat Ponies, this is ridiculous. So have a quote. “We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?” — The Doctor.
Flying nipples! Yeah. Also Raise your weapon is the best song ever
I write silly things! Oh, and occasionally something serious.
And this is the part where you start groveling. I prefer screams of suffering MANE-ly!
I'm twenty-one year old asshole with grammar skill of a brain dead monkey....Lets be friends.