"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."
Though I'm not new when it comes to writing fanfiction, I know I'm far from perfect. Hopefully as I try my hand at writing the many MLP fics I have in my head, I'll get much better at it.
I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.
A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer
I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!
Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.
[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]
Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.
Guy who loves reading and dragons."Just Another Average Tuesday" is my first attempt at writing any kind of story, so feedback is appreciated. Also loves video games.
"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut
Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.
Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.
fan of all things weird. professional idiot. self-proclaimed good-vibes bearer.
Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.
An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.
My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)
Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here