(EDIT: Corrected grammar mistakes, and made the second chapter longer, and a bit more enjoyable.)
Discord, during a (in)appropriate magic show, summons Colonel H. Stinkmeaner (in the flesh) back from the grave. And then Stinkmeaner proceeds to whoops the mane six's asses just because.

Can the battered mane six we all know stop Stinkmeaner before he wrecks havoc on ponyville? And just how many times will Pinkie get flamed?

Rated teen for heavy/rough language, and the n word. Since I love anthro, all characters except Stinkmeaner, are anthro. (You could look at this as a crossover with The Boondocks.)

This story is a sequel to The Worst Story In The World

(EDIT: Slight grammar edits to make the story more smooth.)
Discord stood above a high mountain top above Equestria, and the mane six have been turned to stone. Now Princes Celestia must find six new heroes/heroines to defeat him.

But who will step up to the challenge?...Could it be...Uncle Grandpa? Spongebob? Maybe even Riley and Huey Freeman? Who knows, all we know is this: Things. Will. Get. Funky.

Warning: Again, everyone but Discord, and the replacements are anthro.

(EDIT: Some minor grammar edits to the story so it will make more sense.)
Discord returns from his stone imprisonment and declares himself a pimp. He then goes around trying to pimp Ponyville. And then when the Mane Six try to go snitch on him to Celestia, things get funky.

Warning: All characters are anthro.