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// The Worst Story in The World, Part Two 
// Story: The Worst Story In The World 
// by The-darkevil101 
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     "Alright bitches, get in order, I need to hear myself think." said the pimping voice of Discord.
He had been very busy slappin' bitches and getting every hoe into line. For he, my enemies, was constructing an army of hoes. He rubbed his dastardly pimp hands together with a wicked grin spreading across his face.

"Just wait 'till those six little tricks get a taste of my hoes..." plotted the evil rich pimp Discord.





Meanwhile in Canterlot, the mane six's train had finally arrived, and even though Rarity and AppleJack had stopped fighting, Twilight had to break up Fluttershy and Pinkie from fighting also. It started with Pinkie laughing at Fluttershy because she thought it was funny when AppleJack's hoof hit her in the face. Fluttershy retaliated and did a suplex on her big pink ass. It didn't end well for him her. The bruised, but firm six mares came out of the train quietly, and then when they got to a street corner, they all broke down at once and started hugging each other and apologizing. Bystanders that looked on all went "Awwww" until a Royal Guard galloped out in front of the love fest and shouted out:

"Look out! Discord has returned with a....Army of mares?"

The mane six looked out to the clouds and sure enough, came Discord and his flying army of hoes. They crashed through random buildings around our six heroines just to screw with them, and then he landed his hoe army in front of them and slowly walked down to pimp-slap greet them. He looked at the now angry looking bunch of mares and said:

"Wassup hoes?"

The mane six was really tired of Discord's games and all spoke in union:

"Discord, get yo sorry ass back in stone!"

"And what are y'all skanky asses gonna do about it?"

The six mares stopped to think for a moment, and then spoke quickly:

"We're snitching!" and then they began to scamper on over to Canterlot Castle to snitch on Discord to Princess Celestia.

"Well damn, there they go...Better follow them." began Discord, as he turned to his hoe army and then gave the following command:

"Hoe army; ATTAAACK!"

Then as he spoke the words, his skanky army of hoes charged forward at the now fleeing town of Canterlot. They started looting random stores that were going out of business, they started giving lap dances to children, and other women, and shooting other Guards and more looting, and lesbian sex farting. Discord walked through the chaos, knowing he had Celestia beat. Suddenly he noticed it was nightfall, and he forgot about Celestia's little sister: Princess Luna.

The sky began to darken, and a pitch-black portal opened up in the sky. And out flew a chariot of pure shadow; for this, my enemies, was the coming of Princess Luna. The chariot landed without a sound, and Luna, dressed in a dark blue gown,  stepped out and then cleared her throat, and then spoke these stupid mighty words:

"PEOPLE OF CANTERLOT, PLEASE FILE TO THE CASTLE WHERE YOU ALL WILL BE SAFE"

Discord looked up at the mare and noticed the shiny dark blue dress she was wearing and silently slipped under her and noticed she wasn't wearing panties. Discord poked his finger under her and that made Luna yelp and jump up. She looked down only to find nothing below her. She then turned around only to see Discord standing behind her. (They were both on the ground.) She then gave Discord the evil eye and started to open her mouth. But before she could do so, Discord lashed out at her. Discord used his tasty pimp hand to hit her across the face.

"Bitch, shut yo' ass up before I lock you up in yo closet."

Luna wasn't about to give up though. She fired a laser out of her hands at Discord and sent him flying into a few shops; but then Discord came out and tackled Luna into the ground. This was going to be a tough battle for the princess of the night.





Twilight and her friends finally made it to Canterlot castle, but they were very tired running all the way here without any breaks. When they finally did catch their breaths, they busted through the front door, and made their way quickly to the main throne room of Princess Celestia. They found her sitting on her throne, with a glum look on her face. Twilight spoke first.

"Princess Celestia! Discord is back and he's acting all weird, and-and...Help!" spoke the frantic mare as she waved her arms at the concerned Princess.

Celestia nodded and then spoke in a low, somewhat sad voice:

"Yes, my student, I have been aware that Discord has returned and is causing havoc...But I can't seem to end this conflict peacefully...Have you come for my help?" said Princess Celestia.

" No shit...Yes Princess. Please help us by giving us the elements of harmony; do you have them here?" responded a stern Twilight.

Celestia nodded with a small grin spreading on her face as she motioned for the mane six to follow her to the chamber which contained the elements of harmony. She unlocked the door to the room, only for her jaw to drop when instead of the Harmony room, she unlocked the porno room. Twilight and her friends also had their jaws drop and their cheeks went a bright red, as the embarrassed Celestia quickly closed the door and then awkwardly motioned for them to keep going.

"Ummm, no one saw that."





Discord and Luna's battle had not been a easy one. Discord and Luna had both sustained injuries all over their bodies as the Hoe army was finally neutralized by the Royal Guards who finally stopped screwing around and started to fight back against the skanks. The guards slowly started to surround Discord, trying to aid Princess Luna, But she wanted to take Discord alone.

"No, stay back! I will fend him off alone." spoke a rattled Luna.

Discord seemed to be winning, and proved so by knocking Luna on her back and by dropping a cart onto her. Luna didn't get up, and Discord moved in for the Coup De Grace. But right before, and I mean RIGHT before our pimping villain could put in the final blow, he heard a voice call out from behind him.

"Discord, the elements of harmony order you to step down, or be turned to stone."

Discord whirled around to find that the mane six, equipped with their elements, had him cornered, along with the Guards standing behind him. He grinned and then flipped them off, signaling to them his choice. Led by Twilight Sparkle, the mane six powered up, their eyes glowing a pure white, and started to float up in the air. Discord simply stood in place, smiling wickedly almost as if he had a plan for this. Little did the six fateful mares know, he did.

Finally, the Elements of Harmony fired off their beam and actually hit Discord...only for it to have no effect on him and bounce right back at them, turning THEM into stone, and not Discord.

Celestia looked on in horror as Discord laughed in a very sinister way, knowing he had won. The now turned-to-stone mane six plopped to the ground, in the same position as they were right before the accident. 

Discord stepped forward, and let out the phrase that would ring out in Equestria forever.

"I. AM. THE. ULTIMATE. PIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!"


To Be Continued...