The sky was quite clear on this day in Ponyville, and today the mane six were on their way to a magic show hosted by none other than Discord himself. Along the way, some other ponies showed up along with them, but their names don't matter, because your here to see Discord perform some perfectly harmless tricks...hopefully. When they finally arrived at the stage, it was smack-dab in the middle of town. Why you ask? "Because where better", as some would say. After all, pretty much everything special happened in the middle of towns these days, right?...Right. So the six nice young girls and other ponies decided to sit near the front row, because they planned to get a good view of the action. Especially Fluttershy, since she was a good friend of Discord, who didn't really have many friends to start with. But that's another story, for another time.
Now, as the curtains began to part, the crowds hushed with excitement, and before them stood...a shockingly drunk Discord who seemed to slur with every word.
"Heeeeloo urveryybodee! Today for my first tri-ck, I will enlarge my fart bubbles to the size...*hic*..of the moooooon!"
And with that, he took out a bottle of bubbles and a bubble blower, and then lowered the blower to his booty. He then proceeded to fart very loudly and obnoxiously into the blower, creating a large, smelly fart bubble the size of Twilight's kingdom. He pulled the blower away from his butt and let the bubble float into the audience. Well, obviously, they were not pleased with this atrocity, so they began to run away from the stage before they would get drenched in smelly bubble water. Fluttershy, however, didn't take this appearance of Discord very well and started to cry right before he did the whole ass thing, and unfortunately didn't notice the giant monstrosity descending unto her face.
Luckily, like real friends do, the other five of her friends rushed back to try and save her from Discord's smelly shitery, but didn't get there in time. I mean, they got to Fluttershy in time, they just didn't pull her out of there in time.
"*sob* D-Discord, why?! I thought you had changed!...*sob*..w-wha?.."
"Fluttershy, watch out!" yelled Rainbow, while her and the other four raced after her, trying so hard to be heroes...at least to Fluttershy.
But it was too late for all of them as by the time the fart bubble burst onto them, they immediately regretted coming to the show in the first place.
*Kaploosh!*
Water. Smelly water, everywhere. The six ponies huddled around the fragile Fluttershy to comfort her. And as they sat there, many mixed emotions went through them. Anger, Sadness, Confusion, and most importantly, the feeling of wanting to know why. Why did Discord do this? Why did he get drunk and trash Ponyville, again? As they looked above them, Discord twirled around, in drunken joy of what he had accomplished. Twilight, the most angry, spoke first:
"What. The. Hell, Discord!?" she rang out at him, as she and the other five slowly rose up from where they were.
He seemed surprised to see them, as he straightened himself to attention. Slight fear rose up in him due to the shrillness in Twilight's voice.
"Well?! Are you going to explain why you did this or not? You noodle-shaped bastard!" she yelled again, this time her muscles tensing with rage.
That seemed to get his attention. Suddenly he seemed to sober up, and with his eyes on Twilight's he responded:
"Nope. And I also have one more surprise for you all. Want to see it?" And without waiting for a response, he began to raise his fingers, but right before he did this certain trick, Fluttershy spoke up.
"Discord how could you?!" she began. "This doesn't make any damn sense! You said you changed, but you freaking lied! Why just mess up Ponyville for no reason?!"
What Discord said next put chills in her:
"Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?" he said with a wicked smile.
Now this sent them off. All with faces of rage, tired of Discord's bull, they charged after him. Even Fluttershy intended to do some harm. But just as promised, Discord raised his fingers into the air, and with a little "Bipety-Bopety-boop!" flicked his fingers downward and a huge white dust cloud arose in front of them. Stupidly, their rage made them keep charging into the cloud, unaware of the ass-whooping about to go down...
In place of the dust cloud, there stood a elderly black man with balding, whacky white hair, black sunglasses, green vest, and old-man khaki pants. The mane six stopped in their tracks immediately, and were bewildered at what they saw. And as Discord sat above a balcony on some random-ass house with a balcony, he grinned as he nodded to the elderly man to go ahead and whoop some ass.
"And who are you?" asked Applejack, just as confused as the others on this strange site before them.
The man smiled and said:
"Guess mah name, nyugah!" And in that instant, he darted forward and pimp-smacked Pinkie as hard as he could, in her face.
"Ahhh!" squeaked Pinkie as she got knocked back hard into some building's wall.
"Ahh? My momma didn't name me 'ahhh!' What's my name nigga, what's my name?!" He yelled at the remaining five.
"Stinkmeaner." said Discord in a sing-song voice, above his rooftop, when the other ponies couldn't guess his name.
"DING-DING-DING-DING-DING! Thaaaaat's right, nyukah! Stinkmeaner's my name, and pimpin's my game! And I'm taking you all with me on the ass whooping express!" he yelled confidently.
"Um...Mr. Stinkmeaner?", squeaked Fluttershy, "Can you, um, not hurt us please?" she spoke sweetly as she could while staring into his cold, unforgiving eyes.
What Stinkmeaner did next was just simply unforgivable. He Struck Fluttershy in the vagina with his foot, and then uppercutted her in the sky. When she came back down, he jump-kicked her in her stomach, which sent her into a space next to the wall where Pinkie was.
"All aboard! WHOOT-WHOOT!""
This vulgar man needed to go down, so the remaining four girls all charged at him, with all their might. While they did get some good hits in, they were no match for Stinkmeaner's pimp-fu. With boob-shots to AppleJack, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, and Rarity, they all went down. Searing in pain, they said their prayers as he used the force to grab Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie and plop them onto the ground with them.
"I'mma kill you...thots...ratchet-ass hookers...little bitches.." he spoke as he reared back for the final blow to all six of their pretty little heads:
"I'm going to need more popcorn!" said Discord as he watched in delight at the scene before him.
"Karate cho-
We interrupt this ass-whooping to bring you a to-be-continued!
Until next time!....or really just until the next chapter.