(EDIT: Corrected grammar mistakes, and made the second chapter longer, and a bit more enjoyable.)
Discord, during a (in)appropriate magic show, summons Colonel H. Stinkmeaner (in the flesh) back from the grave. And then Stinkmeaner proceeds to whoops the mane six's asses just because.
Can the battered mane six we all know stop Stinkmeaner before he wrecks havoc on ponyville? And just how many times will Pinkie get flamed?
Rated teen for heavy/rough language, and the n word. Since I love anthro, all characters except Stinkmeaner, are anthro. (You could look at this as a crossover with The Boondocks.)
Chapters (2)
Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. That's what it says. A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
Yeah... this has been done before.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
5300555
I don't give a damn. I put some time into making this piece written neatly, and some middle-class bozo goes "It's been done before."
Yeah, my bad for not knowing that it's been done before, but so what? A lot of things on this site have been done before, and they did just fine.
Have a bad day sir/madam or whatever the hell you're..."supposed" to be.
5300288
What else is new?
5303256 I was simply informing you that it was done before, not that you had to stop because of it.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
5303256 You really think the rest of us give a shit what some random 6 Piece McDouchenugget says about your work? NO. We don't. And neither should you. Look, before now, I used to hate any story where the Mane Six were assailed in such a way. But this... This is how you do that scenario right. So screw the critics. Write (within reason) whatever the buck you want. Do what makes you happy. And if the haters come a-knocking, do what I do: beat their asses with words. Use their own momentum against them!
DAMNIT,DAMNIT,DAMNIT!!! Just when i found the time to read this, cancelled!
5310213
You know what? You're right. I should continue this story.
5314050
I un-cancelled it, and finished it.
When you find time to read it, you can now.
5315063 Thanks. Just glad I could change your mind. And about the ending: Jesus H. Celestia, that was funny! X)
5300288
What are we testing for? Your stupidity?