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Useless Machine


Some shit who occasionally writes things.

Apr
7th
2013

ROUND 2, FIGHT! · 1:36am Apr 7th, 2013

So one day I was happily trawling through comments for HARMONIZER when I came upon one by the name of FastShadow78.
He had a few jabs to make.
Don't go hazing the guy; he did make some good points. Twilicorn is sort of... eh, really, but the romance with Sam and Dash... the story could do without that and still run along, so it is a Romantic Plot Tumor at its core.
The thing is, Shadow said to be original. And as I replied I realized something.

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Mar
2nd
2013

It Has Come To My Attention · 1:56am Mar 2nd, 2013

That some of you are unaware a new chapter is up?
I've no idea what went wrong (probably has to do with my earlier submission cock-up), but yeah, the first of the two Epilogue chapters is up, so go read it damn you all!
Unless you've not been reviewing. In which case, at least I know you were paying attention.

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Jan
26th
2013

WHOOPS · 2:35am Jan 26th, 2013

There has been an error in service.
Apparently I accidentally published a chapter I was working on, while I was working on it.
The publication has been retracted until I'm actually finished it. Sorry for the false positive, errybody.

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Jan
25th
2013

The Worst Idea Ever, V1 · 9:11pm Jan 25th, 2013

So I was commenting on a story and I said something that made me cringe in fear.
Pinkie Pie the Invincible.
God help us all.
inb4 it turns out none of you play Borderlands

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Jan
13th
2013

One Six Six · 10:38pm Jan 13th, 2013

A hundred and sixty six favorites of this thing.
Thank you all for liking this story and for following it along. I'll conclude it sometime, I owe you that much.

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Dec
16th
2012

Sorry to disappoint · 11:59pm Dec 16th, 2012

If you see the story's updated, not the new chapter. Just translating all the ANs now that there is a seperate AN box.
Just so you all know.

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Nov
24th
2012

We have achieved cruise altitude · 7:43pm Nov 24th, 2012

Current Penultimate Chapter Word Count: Over 10k
Estimated Time of Arrival: Valve

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Nov
3rd
2012

To you odd people who follow this thing · 4:50pm Nov 3rd, 2012

Would any of you care to see optional music inside Harmonizer?
It would be Mass Effect related, within reason, of course (maybe a few Borderlands tracks because some of them actually share the same sort of sound), but if enough of you say you want music to go along with it I'll go right ahead and edit songs in for chapters.
Just asking.

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Oct
26th
2012

HARMONIZER Status Update · 5:16pm Oct 26th, 2012

I've finished everything before the titlecard of what I'm going to call the magnum opus chapter, primarily because it's huge as all hell - around 5900+ words and counting.
Just an update to keep the hype machine running as long as I can get it to.

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Oct
8th
2012

Borderlands 2 Status Update · 4:51pm Oct 8th, 2012

Currently in Sawtooth Cauldron
Fuck Sawtooth Cauldron

In single-player it will be hard as shit, because there's three bandit towns full of bandits and you can easily face off against 15-20 bandits at once, plus three Buzzards (annoying enough alone).
It's bearable in co-op, but oh god Sawtooth Cauldron

This map is to Borderlands 2 as Sanders Gorge was to Borderlands 1 (hint; I hated both of them)

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