• Member Since 18th Jun, 2012
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Useless Machine


Some shit who occasionally writes things.

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  • 451 weeks
    I Have Been Lazy

    Gonna admit that straight-up. I haven't been working as much as I should. Not entirely because I lack motivation, though.

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    0 comments · 473 views
  • 463 weeks
    An Update

    Just throwing this up here. I've went home for summer vacation for a while, and between going out with friends (you know, the entire point of the show this website is based off of) and studying for my driver's license (which I really need to actually do more), I haven't been able to write much dumb shit.

    But I haven't abandoned you all. Not yet.

    1 comments · 371 views
  • 528 weeks
    Entering Low Power Mode

    Long story short, real life sort of got in the way, so I'm putting the stories here on hiatus while I write an actual story.
    One I can sell.
    For money.
    Sorry guys.

    4 comments · 455 views
  • 535 weeks
    This Will End Well

    Greetings, travellers!

    I haven't been doing a lot of writing lately - I'm a lazyass and XCOM: Enemy Unknown (FUCK YOU ETHEREALS) isn't helping. But! I've decided that to keep my inspiration for stories fresh, I'll start working on three at once! How can this end badly at all?

    Many ways. But here is what I will be attempting to work on;

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    2 comments · 444 views
  • 543 weeks
    Betta Fish Readers Wanted

    And like a miracle in the snow, it's Sparty, finally waking his ass up again to write things for stories!

    But some of the betareaders I used to have... not exactly looking good. They've been busy with life and I've been busy with not writing and giving them a reason to come on.

    So. Who wants to help betaread Gate Hunters Wanted? Who already has and wants to keep their jobs! Step up!

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    10 comments · 502 views
Jan
25th
2013

The Worst Idea Ever, V1 · 9:11pm Jan 25th, 2013

So I was commenting on a story and I said something that made me cringe in fear.
Pinkie Pie the Invincible.
God help us all.
inb4 it turns out none of you play Borderlands

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Comments ( 3 )

Not even the Mechromancer can save us now...

All is lost! Despair, despair and repent! The Pink One cometh!!:raritydespair::raritycry::fluttercry::applecry::fluttershbad::pinkiecrazy:

Just hop at the two pipes at an angle, spam jump up behind them, grenade jump onto the shack, plop on an Alkaline Bee, and pull out your Thunderfist.

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