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Useless Machine

Some shit who occasionally writes things.

Useless Machine Joined 18th Jun, 2012 · Offline

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  • 453 weeks
    I Have Been Lazy

    Gonna admit that straight-up. I haven't been working as much as I should. Not entirely because I lack motivation, though.

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    0 comments · 473 views

  • 464 weeks
    An Update

    Just throwing this up here. I've went home for summer vacation for a while, and between going out with friends (you know, the entire point of the show this website is based off of) and studying for my driver's license (which I really need to actually do more), I haven't been able to write much dumb shit.

    But I haven't abandoned you all. Not yet.

    1 comments · 372 views

  • 530 weeks
    Entering Low Power Mode

    Long story short, real life sort of got in the way, so I'm putting the stories here on hiatus while I write an actual story.
    One I can sell.
    For money.
    Sorry guys.

    4 comments · 456 views

  • 537 weeks
    This Will End Well

    Greetings, travellers!

    I haven't been doing a lot of writing lately - I'm a lazyass and XCOM: Enemy Unknown (FUCK YOU ETHEREALS) isn't helping. But! I've decided that to keep my inspiration for stories fresh, I'll start working on three at once! How can this end badly at all?

    Many ways. But here is what I will be attempting to work on;

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    2 comments · 446 views

  • 545 weeks
    Betta Fish Readers Wanted

    And like a miracle in the snow, it's Sparty, finally waking his ass up again to write things for stories!

    But some of the betareaders I used to have... not exactly looking good. They've been busy with life and I've been busy with not writing and giving them a reason to come on.

    So. Who wants to help betaread Gate Hunters Wanted? Who already has and wants to keep their jobs! Step up!

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    10 comments · 504 views
Nov
24th
2012

We have achieved cruise altitude · 7:43pm Nov 24th, 2012

Current Penultimate Chapter Word Count: Over 10k
Estimated Time of Arrival: Valve

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Comments ( 8 )
Darth Brony
Darth Brony #2 · Nov 24th, 2012 · · ·
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it could be worse, we could have Pinkie Pie flying

Useless Machine
Useless Machine #3 · Nov 24th, 2012 · · ·
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534898: I mean, seriously
What the fuck is up with me and not being able to write much
It's been two months since this thing's updated
Two fucking months

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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx #4 · Nov 24th, 2012 · · ·
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535158
It's been like two months since I actually wrote something coherent and over 500 words. Therefore, :facehoof:

Kitsuneisuki
Kitsuneisuki #5 · Nov 25th, 2012 · · ·
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Crap ton of games coming out, maybe?

Useless Machine
Useless Machine #7 · Nov 25th, 2012 · · ·
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538049: That and these lovely things called "school" and "lives". (But not the games for the most part: PS3's busted)
538230: ...eeyup.
538248: Yeah, you are, there just hasn't been anything coming in because I'm still not done the damned chapter. Hold out and I'll get it done... eventually.

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