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Useless Machine


Some shit who occasionally writes things.

Sep
28th
2012

New Chapter, Coming Soon · 8:49pm Sep 28th, 2012

I've kept you waiting too long for a chapter that is, in my opinion, too short.
But work's almost finished on the next chapter of N7, so just wait it out a bit longer, would ya?
Thanks to all who favorited/reviewed/are reading, et cetera, and I hope I'll be able to update like this more.

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Sep
20th
2012

Going On A Short Hiatus-Ish Thing · 12:45am Sep 20th, 2012

I've come down with a mad case of the shoot'n'loot.

Work on HARMONIZER has effectively stopped, but it'll resume... eventually.

No ETA on the next chapter, but I'll try to get work done on it whenever I can. In the meanwhile, there's this fella called Terramorphous the Invincible and I have an urge to show him my Jakobs.

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Aug
19th
2012

An Idea · 5:54am Aug 19th, 2012

I'm not sure if any of you are actually going to read this or care about it but I came up with a fic idea I may do after HARMONIZER's finished, and since you're all following me, I figure I might as well spill a few beans on it.

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Jul
12th
2012

The Very First Update · 6:30pm Jul 12th, 2012

So.

My mind is an active hotbed of ideas when it's bored, and as a result I've come up with multiple ideas for sequel stories. Which brings me to another point;

Yes, there will be a sequel to Operation: HARMONIZER. I'll be shoving (hopefully) Mass Effect-related music in to help it. If it isn't ME music, it'll be close or in the same vein. I hope.

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Jun
21st
2012

HELLO WORLD · 4:28am Jun 21st, 2012

So I exist. How's that? Take that, nonexistence! Take it!

Anyways, hello. I am Sparty McFly, a Canadian from the Internet. I like ponies. So after a while of lurking I came here and made my crossover.

My avatar is of the Useless Machine. Go YouTube it. It... represents me, in a fashion.

Other than that, this post is pointless. It's only really to say that I exist, that I am out there, that I am listening and speaking and all that jargon.

'Til next time...

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