• Member Since 18th Jun, 2012
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Useless Machine


Some shit who occasionally writes things.

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  • 453 weeks
    I Have Been Lazy

    Gonna admit that straight-up. I haven't been working as much as I should. Not entirely because I lack motivation, though.

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  • 464 weeks
    An Update

    Just throwing this up here. I've went home for summer vacation for a while, and between going out with friends (you know, the entire point of the show this website is based off of) and studying for my driver's license (which I really need to actually do more), I haven't been able to write much dumb shit.

    But I haven't abandoned you all. Not yet.

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  • 530 weeks
    Entering Low Power Mode

    Long story short, real life sort of got in the way, so I'm putting the stories here on hiatus while I write an actual story.
    One I can sell.
    For money.
    Sorry guys.

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  • 537 weeks
    This Will End Well

    Greetings, travellers!

    I haven't been doing a lot of writing lately - I'm a lazyass and XCOM: Enemy Unknown (FUCK YOU ETHEREALS) isn't helping. But! I've decided that to keep my inspiration for stories fresh, I'll start working on three at once! How can this end badly at all?

    Many ways. But here is what I will be attempting to work on;

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  • 545 weeks
    Betta Fish Readers Wanted

    And like a miracle in the snow, it's Sparty, finally waking his ass up again to write things for stories!

    But some of the betareaders I used to have... not exactly looking good. They've been busy with life and I've been busy with not writing and giving them a reason to come on.

    So. Who wants to help betaread Gate Hunters Wanted? Who already has and wants to keep their jobs! Step up!

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Jul
12th
2012

The Very First Update · 6:30pm Jul 12th, 2012

So.

My mind is an active hotbed of ideas when it's bored, and as a result I've come up with multiple ideas for sequel stories. Which brings me to another point;

Yes, there will be a sequel to Operation: HARMONIZER. I'll be shoving (hopefully) Mass Effect-related music in to help it. If it isn't ME music, it'll be close or in the same vein. I hope.

Another will be a spinoff. No, you don't know what it is. No, I won't be telling you what it is. All I'll be saying is that it is not necessary to read it to understand the sequel to HARMONIZER.

Yet a third is going to be another insane crossover story. I know little about it other than the fact that it will involve Borderlands and hopefully be even less serious than this story, which I don't take all that seriously anyway. It will not involve the Borderlands 2 Vault Hunters or characters immediately - I'm going to wait until it's come out and I've played it, then put them into the story/a sequel.

Finally, if you've got any suggestions for HARMONIZER go ahead and suggest them. I'll see how I can incorporate them into my super-evil plans.

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Comments ( 2 )

Suggestion: if you are going with the synthesis ending to ME3, how about making a Reaper show up?
Better yet, make it Harbinger himself. He never actually dies.

228612: I'm purposely leaving the ending vague. All that has been confirmed in canon is that Shep saved the quarians and geth. Everything else is up to you.

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