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hamster wizard


Hitchin' a ride

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Total Words: 54,264
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Have you ever been really frustrated when you're trying to take something super seriously, but nobody else seems to care? That's pretty much what Nightmare Moon has to deal with when Twilight and friends don't really feel like fighting her and just ask her how she's doing.

Profanity tag for one f-bomb.

Cover art is a screencap from 2Snacks' Shadow the Hedgehog video

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Rarity has been a leading force in the fashion world for almost her entire life. Now, well into her career, she faces something she never expected.


Short non-sequitur because I felt like writing about Rarity.

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It's a new year! Big changes are coming for Gallus; he just became Captain of the Royal Guard, and has a lot of new responsibility! Now where's that Princess he's supposed to guard?

This was written for semillon as a part of Jinglemas 2020! For more information about Jinglemas, checkout our group!

Cover art is self explanatory.

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Set prior to S1

Santa is real. However, most ponies still buy their children toys themselves. This is because, contrary to popular mythos, it doesn’t matter if you’ve been naughty or nice. The only way to get any toys out of big red is fighting him.

Particularly down on her luck this holiday season, Derpy is determined to get Dinky the doll she’s after one way or another.

Rated E, features cartoon violence.

Cover art is an edit of the Rocky movie poster done by me.

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It cooks! It cleans! It doesn't actually do that! But it does shoot real good!

Since the dawn of time, ponies have asked themselves the important questions: Why are we here? What is my purpose? What is that fastest way to blast a hole through my kitchen door? Science has the answer! And the answer is gun.

Now join the most purple of princesses on a magical adventure! With proper application of gun, there's no problem that can't be solved!

Contains: Cursing, sexual innuendo, gun.

11/15/2020: Updated description to be more descriptive.

Note: I didn't change the Japanese text for the cover art. If you can read Japanese please pretend they all say gun so that everyone thinks I'm cool.

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This is satire.

Synopsis:
Celestia is dead. Mistakes were made.

Contains: blood, naughty words.

Cover art is Friar Pedro Shoots El Maragato as His Horse Runs Off by Francisco José de Goya y Lucientes and badly edited by me.

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