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hamster wizard


Hitchin' a ride

E

Set prior to S1

Santa is real. However, most ponies still buy their children toys themselves. This is because, contrary to popular mythos, it doesn’t matter if you’ve been naughty or nice. The only way to get any toys out of big red is fighting him.

Particularly down on her luck this holiday season, Derpy is determined to get Dinky the doll she’s after one way or another.

Rated E, features cartoon violence.

Cover art is an edit of the Rocky movie poster done by me.

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Comments ( 9 )

Very nice! Unique idea too!

Derpy Fights Santa Claus

I like the cut of ya gib

Elbow grease? Do horses HAVE elbows?

A bit weird. I like it. Not sure about Santa's canonicity being that I only watched a few episodes, but he seemed normal - kung fu santa should be ridiculous. Maybe it's the ponies?

10579978
If bees are allowed to have knees then horses can have elbows.

why do i get the feeling there is a story comming about santa being the one who beats luna back to normal

Original and fun. 10/10

10580183
bees have knees? :rainbowhuh:

10603441
It's a turn of phrase. Calling something "the bee's knees" means it's really great. It's debatable if bees actually have knees or not since they don't have typical knee joints due to their exoskeleton. :twilightsheepish:

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