Princess Celestia is falling into a deep, dark depression. All those years of pain and tragedy are finally starting to take their toll on her well-being. Nothing is able to bring her happiness anymore. Not Luna, not Discord, not even the upcoming Summer Sun Celebration. But there is a certain somepony named Twilight Sparkle, who just might be able to save her former instructor from drowning in her own sorrow. The real question is, will she be able to break through to her in time?

It seems like an eternity since I last updated this story. And now that it is summer, I have no excuse. I plan n finishing this story by the time summer is over. No 100% guarantees here, just something to go off of if anyone is still keeping track of this story.

HI! I'm going to tell you a little story about a 13-year old filly who goes to Hoovington Middle School and gets caught up in the craziest drama imaginable, from friends getting into trouble with guys, to late homework assignments, and everything in between. And all the while having a HUGE crush on a colt in her grade, named Coffee Cream. Yes, girls can be friend-zoned too! Turns out he's not what I thought he was. Or I guess he kind of is. Anyway my name is Kary Kuddlez, but my friends call me Kay. And this story is all about me. Other ponies probably don't realize how interesting my life really is. So I'm finally going to reveal it all. I guess that kinda makes it an autobiography.

Mike was expecting a normal, quiet night all to himself. Mike wasn't expecting to be pursued by 4 killer robo-ponies who want nothing other than to have him stuffed inside a Pinkie Fazpie suit. But you know what they say, expect the unexpected. Mike knew he should've quit after the first night, but he needs to find the mysterious reason behind the erratic behavior of the horrific ponymatronics. Can he survive a whole week at Pinkie Fazpie's Cupcakes, and solve the mystery of the paranormal activity that takes place at night inside of the "foal-friendly" restaurant before it's shut down for good?