I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Still waiting to hear back on my albatross application.

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

"Internet Friends" are just friends you haven't shaken hands with yet.

No minute is Best Minute

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.

Beneath a starlit sky.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Writer of One-shots. Dabbler of Genres. Altogether too slow for her own good.

For Love and Justice.

The magic comedy hoers.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

I used to be relevant!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I wrote some stories for you. I hope you enjoy them.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

An off-again-on-again writer and father of a pony-fan. Incessant poking will make me write more/faster, by the way. (That's not sarcasm—I need reminders to write.)

Not a changeling.

Just another writer on the internet, trying to make good times happen.