AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-hm?

Can I speak to the manager?

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

I am no one.

Retired, but I still check in.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Not the milk.

loves tiaras.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.

All my things are horse things!

An entity of what does the wordsgood with ponies. Buy me a coffee?

"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." - 1 Corinthians 13:13

A groovy mystery, gang.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

27, Female, Iowan, College Graduate. Favorite Pony: Celestia. Favorite Not Pony: Discord. Yeah, I like Equestria's Gods, so that's what most my fics are going to be about!

I'm gone now but you can keep my stories I guess.