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"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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We haven't really seen much of Diamond Tiara recently, have we? Let's get a sneak peek of her diary to see what she's been up to, I won't tell her if you don't. Written to commemorate two years since Crusaders Of The Last Mark aired.

I may continue this at some point in the future. Let's see how well it does...

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Pinkie discovers to her surprise and joy that the Cakes have named a new product after her, but Rainbow doesn't think it'll sell. Who's right? After numerous misadventures, we might just be able to find out.

Anyone who gets diabetes from reading this, I take no responsibility whatsoever.

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Who'd have thought a certain dragon finding a simple fire extinguisher would result in such unbridled tragedy? Not me for one, and certainly not you. If you want to see how it all went down, read the whole upsetting story for free right here.

*Note: Fluttershy is not in this story. I just used the play on words, because I thought it sounded cool.

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Spoiled and Filthy Rich are so over. Witness the joy. Savour the moment. Start saving your money again. Before all that though, a final moving send-off for the lady herself. Enjoy!

Will probably never be canon... but you never know, right?

A sort-of sequel to Filthy Rich Gets Divorced! (Almost) , but definitely able to be read without seeing the original.

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Follow up to the episode 'Triple Threat'. Spike is feeling pretty pleased with himself: he's just been summoned by the Cutie Map for the first time, and the outcome was a complete success. Twilight and Starlight wonder what exactly he did, though...

...And then follows a somewhat feisty debate.

FEATURED ON 20/8/15 TO 21/8/15

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Remember when Twilight and Starlight overheard two ponies saying mean things about Rarity, which caused her to run off in tears? Well, this is the cut scene from that episode, as Starlight confronts these poor, unsuspecting dopes. Grab the popcorn...

Contains partial spoilers for Fame And Misfortune. Duh.

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Twilight has done many wonderful things in her life, from saving the world on multiple occasions, making seven of the bestest friends ever and having the most well polished set of silver cutlery this side of Equestria.

One teensy problem though: none of it is actually real. As she's about to find out...

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Please see title. Or, alternatively: everypony in Equestria wakes up gay and must deal with the devastating consequences. There, I hope that explained a bit more.

Seriously, that's it. Succinct is my middle name! (Actually, I kinda wish it was. That would be so cool.)

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It's typical. One minute, an innocent mare is totally minding her own business, the next she's being bundled into the back of a vehicle, naked and alone. Who knows what fate awaits this poor soul? Caution: those of a nervous disposition, get out while you can.

Seriously, I mean it. Oh, and there are no proper character tags for a reason.

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In the aftermath of Parental Glideance, Rainbow Dash has something to say to her parents about the way they've acted in the last few days. And this time, hopefully they'll listen.

A little potential epilogue to the most recently aired episode.

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