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"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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Diamond Tiara has something to say to her entire family... and they're not going to be too happy about it. Especially a certain female parent of hers....

This should be fun.

FEATURED 30/3/17-1/4/17

NOW HAS A SEQUEL!! Diamond Tiara's Second Announcement: Better Luck This Time.

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The story of how a former brony was forcibly ejected from Earth into a new form to become Queen Chrysalis's unwilling assistant in her revenge plot against those darn ponies is a long and interesting one.

And it starts... now. Better buckle up.

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Twilight wakes up one morning. And she can't stop rhyming. The same is true for all of her friends. They aren't too happy about it, either.

Let's face it, neither would you.

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Being called away to her rock farm for an emergency, Pinkie Pie asks Rainbow Dash to watch Sugarcube Corner and alligator-sit Gummy for a couple of days. It's all going so well, until Dash sits down... and hears a squelchy noise underneath her. Oops.

Yes, the title is a direct call out to Weekend At Bernie's and this book. Just so we're clear.

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It's Apple Reunion Day again. But something is different about the family matriarch, Granny Smith. Everypony knows it... apart from her.

Something I wrote on a whim.

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Starlight Glimmer's friends all find out she has become a mother long before any of them met her. But what'll happen when they make the discovery the long-lost filly isn't so 'lost' after all? What'll happens if... she just lives around the corner?

Who knows... but we're about to find out.

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Shining Armour and Cadence wake up one morning to find a human in their baby's cot. Meanwhile, two people near where you live are in the same boat, only with a highly destructive alicorn foal. Want to know who's responsible? That would be telling.



More character tags to be added... depending on how sadistic I feel.

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It's time for Flurry Heart to start using the potty. Judging by her past behaviour though, this might be quite a dangerous proposition... Fortunately, like always, Auntie Twilight has a plan to make it work out. But will it work?

Written for SuperPinkBrony12. Hope you like it, dude.

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Welcome to the Equines. It's a very special night in Equestria, where all the prizes for best ponies are hoofed out in various categories. The main one is about to be awarded... but hold on, who's this running onto the stage? Could there be.... a mistake?

I wonder what inspired this fic...

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Twilight Sparkle wakes up to discover she's a unicorn once more, with all of her old alicorn characteristics spread out between three unsuspecting, joyful Ponyville locals. The question is though, does she want to return to her old/new self again?

Who knows.

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