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"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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Somepony is OBSESSED with the new Equestria ruler Princess Twilight Sparkle, and it's not a very healthy attraction to say the least. Let's join this somewhat disturbed individual as they plot their conquest of her, and see what happens next...

This fic is an evil twin of I Love Princess Twilight Sparkle but both can be read independently of each other.

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Everyone loves Twilight Sparkle. This pony more than most though, and he is determined to tell her to her face. What is the identity of this mysterious crush, though? And will he succeed in his romantic rendezvous?

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A bearded man who you and I know very well spirits Twilight and some of her friends over to Earth to help out with something called 'Christmas Eve'. It would've been nice if he'd properly asked her permission first, but we can't have everything.

A DS Christmas/Hearth's Warming special, without the annoying toy commercials (hurray!) or the mugs of steaming hot chocolate (bbboooo!).

Have a good one!

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The day after her coronation in Canterlot, Twilight wakes up to discover everyone has just... vanished. Finding out what happened to them may be the most difficult thing she's ever done...

A mystery AND a comedy. Don't I spoil you?

Picture credit to kitzu99 on tumblr.

Featured from 14/12/23 to 18/12/23. Nice.

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Please see title for details. And no, I'm not going to wuss out by making it about a musical horn or something, this is Twilight's actual magical horn.

Also don't worry, it's a lot more light-hearted than it sounds. Kinda.

Set around the start of S6, FYI.

Enjoy, and drive home safe!

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Twilight has a minor complaint. So she decides to phone the company responsible, thinking it'll be a relatively easy process...

You can tell she's never done this sort of thing before.

Set around the start of Season Six.

Featured from 6-7th December 2023. Indeed.

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Twilight knew that things would be different for her, ever since she became an alicorn. But during a day out at the funfair, she never envisaged anything like this...

Featured from 28-30 October 2023. Sounds good to me!

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It's the weekend after the Crusaders have received their Cutie Marks, and things have changed forever. Except... why is Diamond Tiara still being so cruel? Even WORSE than the way she was before. They thought she'd reformed...

The answer to that question may surprise you. Or it won't. You visionary genius, you.

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After unintentionally greviously insulting them,our three favourite bad girls (and guy) snatch some poor dude from Earth and force him to participate in their revenge scheme against all of ponykind.Can he escape, or is it a life of servitude forever?

Well, you're not gonna find out the answer to that question here. Read on to discover more... eventually.

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You've heard the story before, right? The guy who wakes up as Twilight Sparkle one day in Ponyville and has to adapt. Well what about if his younger sister accompanied him as Spike, and he knows next-to-nothing about the show whilst she's a crazy fan?

All this, and they find themselves at the very START in S1 ep1, the very first scene. Sometimes knowing EXACTLY what's going to happen doesn't make things any easier... particularly when your entire reference for knowledge is a smart alec kid who you're not sure even wants to get home....

In other words... HELP!!

Picture credit JennieOo and mickeymonster

Featured from 3/9/23 to 6/9/23. Yup.

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