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deadpansnarker


"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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For Filthy Rich, at long, long last, the end is neigh. He's finally ready to cast off the shackles of confinement, remove the bridle of repression, and run as far away from his captor Spoiled Rich as fast as his four legs will carry him.

Well, almost.

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Comments ( 23 )

I will never understand what Filthy Rich saw in this mare.

7833827 I doubt even Princess Celestia, in all her infinite wisdom, could field that one.
Maybe it was one of those arranged thingies?

7833844 could be. Who knows?

7833827 I think he was just young and stupid. That's the only reason that makes sense.

Why is it (almost) divorced... the retainer took care of the document and had it posted. Seemed like everything was good... unless you mean that it didn't directly occur in the story

7833827
One Night stand that turned into a choice between a Shotgun wedding or Outrageous Child Support if he did not marry her... or the One Night Stand happened in Los Pegasus and happened after being wed by an Elkis Presly Impersonator.

7833903 Yep, that's what I meant. Of course, there might be an epilogue where Spoiled gets home at the last minute and catching Randolph in the act, thus thwarting her tragic husband's scheme..

But, nah. I like happy endings. :twilightsmile:

About time Filthy did what needed to be done.

7833909 well, I enjoyed the story, have an upvote
And happy new year

7833993 Thank you, good reader.
And a very productive new 365 days for you, too. :raritywink:

7834003 thanks, Lord knows I'll need an extremely productive year ahead of me to cope with my problems.:pinkiecrazy:

7834052 Well, without knowing the specifics I can't really help you with that, but I hope the stories to come from yours truly help alleviate some of your inner turmoil. Good luck... :twilightsmile:

7833873 Yes it does, a young fool.

7833905 I would go with Los Pegasus

7834580 Well at least we got Diamond Tiara out of it. And she is nice now.

I don't even have to spend months digging an escape tunnel, while hiding my efforts behind a giant poster of Sapphire Shores.

Shawshank reference FTW. :rainbowlaugh:

Took you long enough, Filthy.

No idea why you decided to marry the mare in the first place but yeah, dump her and throw her out. Should be easy enough to secure sole custody of Diamond after that. Have a like.

8068638 Wow, you seem to be commenting and enjoying a lot of my stories at the moment. If I could, I'd give you a 'like' myself. :)

8068647 You mostly have oneshots and they're quite short so yeah I'm gonna read a few before I tackle A Mother's Love with it being much longer. What can I say, reformed villains interest me (hell Sunset Shimmer's my favorite character) and Diamond Tiara's one of the better ones so these stories all have that advantage going for them. :twilightsmile:

Time cut your losses, and run!

7833844
Love is blind. And sometimes, it's stupid.

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