Celestia asks a stunned Twilight for help cutting her mane. Not surprisingly, things don't go exactly according to plan...
Set during season six.
The sequel is Two Alicorns Naked In A Hot Tub
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Celestia, you are such a troll.
Just wait, Twi, won't be long. (Depends on what "many moons" is)
Way to answer your own question in your sleep, Celly.
Guilty there. Finally got mine cut like two days ago after 'trimming' the top of my head but not being able to do the sides or back properly.
Got a laugh outta me. Nice job.
Sisterhood at its finest
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Glad you enjoyed it, and as for the hair... sounds like a plan reaches for mower
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They love each other. That's what really counts.
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Glad it provoked a chuckle or two.
Nice job, siblings rly be like that. And the slight ooc with Celesta made it all the funnier.
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Thanks. And yes, to be funnier sometimes character quirks can be a bit exaggerated. This is also true in the show.
This was golden-ly hilarious. Have an upvote!
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Much appreciated, and thanks for reading!
Why do I get the feeling Luna has told her this for everyday of their lives (sans banishment), and it still just hasn't sunk into Celestia's head yet?
A little more than three more seasons of TV episodes, specifically.
So lactaid milk would be popular in equestria or at least get Luna's attention.
I can certainly relate. At this rate I'll end up looking like a footballer from a 1970s England squad by the time they reopen.
Avoided a very cliched way this story could have gone, and helped show the competence and grace e that makes Celestia a ruler of Equestria. I really do like where this fic went, and her's to another order of magnitude more likes for it.
Congratulations on the masterpiece, Knew it was possible since From Beyond The Stone.
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Aren't families great? And yes, strange how some words can have meaningful resonance at a later date...
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Who knows. Almond milk is also a possibility...
10297700 If they're opening cinemas and bars soon, hopefully hairdressers won't be too far off. It's either that, or let the birds roost in my mophead for the summer...
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Thanks for reading both stories, and the high praise. Also, fingers crossed...
I was hoping Celestia would just roll with the "buzzcut on one side of the head" look because it's fashionable right now in Manehattan or something. This just feels a little deus ex-y.
Example: i.gyazo.com/f874b95aa21c7ad0c5b3cbdf98bfc42f.jpg
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Ah, but that would've interfered with canon, where this fic is set. Also, Celestia without her trademark long, flowing mane? Whatever would her subjects think?
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You mean "wouldn't enforce the status quo for the next episode"? I see your point... even though months can pass between episodes.
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Time is an unusual thing in the MLP universe. The episodes are weekly, but who knows how much time elapses?
BTW, that does sound a good idea for another fic though... a usually austere pony gets a dramatic new look, and has to deal with the reaction. If I don't write it, I'm sure someone else will.
I’m slightly saddened that the picture has no real bearing on the story.
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If the
marehairdressers in Equestria were shut as long as the ones here, it might very well have carried more relevance...Lactose intolerance isn't an allergy, it'll only give you gas, to diahrea depending on how severe you have it.
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But thanks for the heads-up, I've now changed the text slightly. Nothing wrong with being factual... 
In any case, they don't sound like very nice symptoms to have...
I want know what a black midnight cake is, and more importantly, where I can find one.
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I don't know, but I think I may know someone who does...
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Right, I'm thinking dark chocolate, espresso and a very, *very* small piece of ultradense matter on top to bend the light just so.
A 95% chance that getting within viewing distance leads to your entirebody being condensed to the size of a pea, but the critics say it's worth it.
Well the one who survived does, and the others have yet to issue a statement either way.
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Im curious as to who managed to survive, cause they clearly deserve a raise
The cover art reminds me of The Lu where James Hetfield says "I am the Table!"
Celestia's such a troll!
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Whew! I read the comments before reading the story, and I almost expected your rewrite was that Celestia gave Luna the runs.
(maybe we can get that story from Luna's perspective when Twilight gets drafted to groom Luna's wings or something
)
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darn this double post 
Nope, only changed the ‘allergy’ line.
How adorably funny
Trollestia at her finest