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RunicTreetops


Hug your nearest alicorn.

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This story is a sequel to Uncle Anon is a Bad Influence


Seventeen-year-old Flurry Heart just wants to live her own life, but her parents have other plans for her. "You're a princess!" "You need to set an example!" Bleh.

It comes as no surprise, then, that her father is more than a little upset to catch her drinking alcohol. To make matters worse, he read a book where something just like this happened, and he intends to give the protagonist's idea a try.

He has no idea how in over his head he is.


Contains underage drinking and foul language.

Written in part as a judge's entry for the Shining Armor is a Terrible Dad 2024 Competition.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 14 )

I'm so positive for this story. Positive for liver failure.

Is there going to be a third part to this series that features Flurry Heart and Princess Cadence?

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Potentially in the future.

this really inspires me, inspires me to drink more

I love the world you built.

Aww, this is really sweet. Sweet like my Piña Colada, cheers!

This story leaves me conflicted. On one hand it was hilarious and the ultimate solution was a dud. But, on the other hand Flurry (for sake of bluntness) is an asshole and Shining is a shitty parent (I’ll lump in Cadance with him). Still great writing though. :twilightsheepish:

Well, its all shits and giggles, until someone needs there stomach pumped.:ajbemused::pinkiehappy:

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At least it seems like Flurry doesn't drink 8 glass of the fine stuff everyday and forego water altogether. At that point, she might be summoning Travis to teach her how to make her liver make alcohol for when she can't get em'.
Roar!

That's actually something me paw would do.

Well, it could have been worse; he could have brought a carton of cigarettes.

Upvoting just for the cover art, which might be the best of the decade

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