Everyone's* Favorite Author | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances

The Kitsune who's having a blast every minute of his day.

Supercharging at MAXIMUM LEVELS!

Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies

I'm the Hybrid Horror of the Deep, and I'm here to write stories about Ponies!

What is a pony? But a miserable pile of secrets.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!

First and foremost, Twilight Sparkle is the pony after my own heart :3 and as such, I love books quite a bit as well as the art of the story. I hope you enjoy the tales I weave.