The Wise Wolf. Pleased to meet you.

I'm rather clever.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

I'm a brony and a Pinkie Pie fan but I like all of the mane six, as well as Spike. I hope to provide some entertaining and interesting fanfics for the Brony community.

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

It's been a while.