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Simon Cowell


Oct
14th
2013

I · 6:42pm Oct 14th, 2013

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Oct
10th
2013

Bon Jovi · 9:25pm Oct 10th, 2013

I went to a concert of his at the Honda Center yesterday. First of all, contrary to the Rush concert, the gender ratio was 2:1 with females dominating the arena. Also contrary to the Rush concert, this wasn't just entertaining because of the music, but also because Bon Jovi was fucking awesome.

Dat nigga puts on a great show.

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Oct
5th
2013

dont smoke weed · 1:30am Oct 5th, 2013

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Oct
4th
2013

Mr.Inconspicuo · 2:47pm Oct 4th, 2013

He's probably the greatest hero of all time.

His powers: none(that would be too conspicuous.)

First appearance: The background of Spider-Man #172.

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Oct
3rd
2013

If there's a stairway to heaven, · 9:17pm Oct 3rd, 2013

how do cripples get in?

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Sep
30th
2013

What do you call a fish that smokes weed? · 3:25pm Sep 30th, 2013

a reefer

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Sep
4th
2013

I love homosex · 9:41pm Sep 4th, 2013

I kije things in my butt all the time

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Aug
5th
2013

Uh huh... · 9:33am Aug 5th, 2013

I was perma'd, and then unperma'd an hour later...


Maybe I am a phantom.

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