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Simon Cowell


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Oct
3rd
2013

If there's a stairway to heaven, · 9:17pm Oct 3rd, 2013

how do cripples get in?

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Comments ( 5 )
2D

It's actually an escalator.

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escalators don't allow for wheelchair access

If God cared about cripples, he wouldn't have crippled them in the first place.

2D

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A man can dream.

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