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Simon Cowell


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  • 553 weeks
    I

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  • 553 weeks
    Bon Jovi

    I went to a concert of his at the Honda Center yesterday. First of all, contrary to the Rush concert, the gender ratio was 2:1 with females dominating the arena. Also contrary to the Rush concert, this wasn't just entertaining because of the music, but also because Bon Jovi was fucking awesome.

    Dat nigga puts on a great show.

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  • 554 weeks
    dont smoke weed

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  • 554 weeks
    Mr.Inconspicuo

    He's probably the greatest hero of all time.

    His powers: none(that would be too conspicuous.)

    First appearance: The background of Spider-Man #172.

    2 comments · 313 views
  • 554 weeks
    If there's a stairway to heaven,

    how do cripples get in?

    5 comments · 343 views
Oct
5th
2013

dont smoke weed · 1:30am Oct 5th, 2013

Report Simon Cowell · 309 views ·
Comments ( 5 )

I wish it was that easy to be gay and not have to deal with women anymore.

THE HORROR!

I smoked a bowl once... Now I am a woman.

... is that real... ?

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