Applejack's vocabulary destroys Ponyville.

Celestia's glorious butt destroys all of Equestria.

Disclaimer: If you don't like bad jokes you're gonna hate this.

Commander Bob Shepard is your average zombie space marine, he likes long walks on the beach, crushing the enemy, and destroying things for no reason, but what happens when he goes too far?

It'll be obvious by the end of paragraph two, but I was high when I played Mass Effect.