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Fiddlebottoms
"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."
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At the risk of opening my textmouth, it looked like you were parodying several individuals with this one.
And the sisters may have had steel rods, but I'd say the penguins were the backbone of this story
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They will not forget your contribution
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Their backbones are supported by titanium rods, the steel and concrete provided the lateral support for their hips and boobaloos.
Which, I think, is the wrong way to do it. The rods along their spines would have to be thinner (in order to fit through the narrowness of their waists) and steel has a greater strength per volume, whereas titanium's advantage is in strength per weight which would be advantageous when supporting a structure, such as an enormous boobaloo, where the additional weight of the steel would add to support issues even as it compensated for them.
Of course, the concrete bulwarks are probably not helping anything, but what are ya gonna do? It's the future, and it is coming whether you want it or not.
I should have been asleep 11 hours ago... you are prolonging my self inflicted insomnia.
Definitely too much penguins.
I fucking love penguins.
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There's no such thing as too much penguins .
BOOBALOOS!!!
Can you give the original source for the cover image?
it's hard to know wether this is a serious fic or not when you use lines like these.
it's well written and hilarious so i approve
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That fic was part of my inspiration when writing this, although I understand that part of the reason he had to write such awkwardly specific references was because the mods turned him down the first time.
So it is more about the attitudes that necessitate such bizarre reassurances, I guess. Although, I also have an axe to grind against "barely legal" as a fetish. A grown ass woman with her hair in pig tails, talking and acting like a four year old, and wearing a cheerleader outfit is a pretty fucked up thing to whack it to. And this is coming from someone who reads Scootabuse.
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Your avatar is perfect for that comment.
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sauce
Here ya go
I thought I'd already sauced it, ah well.
This was going to be the original cover art, but the mods shut it down.
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To quote the message I received, "Despite the penguin, it is obviously super sexual."
The whole belly button thing came when I saw a humble request to the internet for a clopfic based on this picture.
I have no comment none zilch zipo nadda nothing good or bad zip
"legal discussion and the death knell of the human race."?....
Belly buttons can too be sexy
So yeah, who made the cover art, and where can I find the uncensored version?
Oh damn it, my sides.
Oh damn it, I might have pulled something.
Boobaloos? Dear god.....
Boobaloos. Boob... aloos. Boobaloos.
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> Her short, plaid skirt showed off her calves and thighs, the smooth, sculpted lines that connected earth to womb.
This is the finest sentence ever to have been included in a clopfic, except for all of the others which I guess were alright too.
Unrelated:
I actually read a clopfic which had someone unironically rubbing between the folds of another pony's navel. It was a brain-fart mistake in an otherwise pretty good fic, and the author was appropriately mortified. Nevertheless, as an homage I wrote navel sex into My Harshwhinnial.
It just..... it just...... -sigh- nothing to say
What just happened?
.... Dafuq is this shit?
...........
Meh, Ah gotz nothin....
before coming back to read this, i have to ask: is the chapter title a reference to a Shane Koyczan poem?
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came back to read and got what i should have expected, which was a deliberate articulation of the human condition and what the fuck it is we're doing here.
BUT WHO WAS LISTENING?
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