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Fiddlebottoms
"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."
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A fucking masterpiece. Truly the paramount of western civilization is here in this document on a pony fanfiction site.
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Because I wanted you to know what an actual drunk story looks like.
Now, why do people feel the need to post their idiotic bullshit that they're too ashamed to own so they claim to have been drunk despite never having been drunk in their fucking lives? Why are goddamn 16 year olds clogging my precious intertubes with lolrandom shit or misspelled nonsense?
I have no idea why such people do such things. Great questions for a small age.
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The degree of individual strength required to say this would impress me, having fun is the highest purpose of the human animal. The "I was drunk" apologist does not have this.
It is the excuse that denies fun in favor of ... whatever. That pisses me off. Besides, being drunk doesn't make one misspell that much more than being sober (especially given the 2-4 different versions of spellcheck you could have hit up on between keyboard and site), at least in my experience, drunkenness tends more to grandiose, excessive philosophy and free word association.
I do not believe in standards, but I do believe in integrity. I can't guarantee anything, but i hope that my 2000+ words seemed legitimately like a drunk guy spilling a stream of consciousness into your ear.
the young will fuck up, one way or another. I just want to have something real to point at as I roll my eyes at their internet stupid.
2840049 best part is, Fiddlebottoms can write better drunk than most authors can sober
2841337 We'll have to give him a try! All the losers I've lined up to fulfill the prophecy are, well, losers.
Joyce, is that you?
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Hey, I really did drink a sipping-glass of apple cider before writing my drunk story.
Sure, a bee stung the inside of my mouth with the second sip and that probably influenced me more than the alcohol, but I totes was super drunk why do you hate me fiddu-chan
Another Fiddlebottoms story!
...And it was glorious, as always.
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Well, now I can add Joyce to the list of authors I have been compared to because of my erogore whorse porn. Up there with Beckett and ... well, I think it is just them. Still, better than I'd have ever expected.
amit-chan no baka
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I thought you'd abandoned me when I started writing about bloody horse vaginas all the time. I also thought that was a smart decision on your part.
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Nah, I kinda went through a period were I didn't read anything there for a while. Not to mention this new update layout absolutely sucks for new story updates.
And what can I say, I make a lot of bad choices!
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Ill have you know that i was drunk when i wrote my whole Royal Rambling saeries. I am also quite drunk now. I said good day sir
Your writing reminds me there are things worth living for
I was looking for a good shimmerlight story that i haven't read yet and I got this. Well back to making my sunset shimmer and twilight figures hump each other.
I've been trying to place what I love so much about your writing -- what it is that both captivates me and renders your prose alone capable of making me laugh.
Your writing weaves a facile vocabulary with layered sentence structure and inner rhyme to create vivid, ornate imagery rendered with an almost mellifluous fluidity. But it is in the way you utilize-belie this to create an imagery that simultaneously gratifies and belies expectation, in both modes to a consummate extreme, that resides your stories' thrall. You synthesize the metaphysically profound and the absurd in stunning craft with a presence-demanding presentation. The refined admixture is thoroughly unique, and resplendent in what it is.
Absolutely fantastic. Your prose makes me happy beyond words. People like you are why I come here
ya know, I think this is rather interesting, paired up with a vivid imagination I could've sworn this was intended to be an acid trip, but I don't quite know, I loved reading it and will probably come back to it later after I actually sleep, toodles!
I actually want to write a legit, consensual SunLight story now.
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Just remember that it has to end with Twilight orgasming so hard the entire world is destroyed.
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I'm okay with this.