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Chapter 19: Hangin' with Dinky
I sat in the lobby of the hospital, wondering what I messed up.
{She should be fine.}
What if she isn't! What if she's dead! I wouldn't be able to live myself if I killed somepony, especially Derpy.
(Dude, you killed Bumble in that alternate universe, remember?)
I thought back to the time, when I cut Bumble's arms off, and then stabbed a sword right through his chest.
Yeah, I remember...
The doctor walked out and looked at his papers, and back to me.
"Are you patient Derpy's husband?" He asked.
"About to be." I replied.
"Well, too bad, because she's dead." He replied. I put my face in my hooves, trying to hold back tears for as long as I could. I then heard a hearty laugh, and looked up at the doctor.
"Nah, I'm just pulling your leg. She wants to see you." He said.
"Thank Celestia. Next time you do that, I swear, I'll rip your throat out." I said, getting up. He chuckled.
"She's fine, she just had a small dose of poison, that's all. She is still weak, as the poison has affected her muscles greatly, and she won't be out for a week or so. Other than that, she's perfectly fine." He explained as we walked down the hallway. We arrived, and walked inside.
"Miss Hooves, we brought you Stargazer, like you asked." The doctor said, letting me in. I walked over and she just smiled.
"Hi." She said weakly. I hugged her, trying to hold back tears yet again.
(Oh, boo-hoo, she's in the hospital. Bog whoop.)
I swear to god, Anger.
"How are you feeling?" I asked after she let go of the embrace.
"I'm fine, just a bit tired is all." She replied.
"The doctor said you will be in here for about a week or two. You'll be fine." I told her.
"What was in that muffin?" I looked at her.
"Um, a lot of berries, including those rare ones from the Everfree Forest." I said.
"The fizzleberries?" She said.
"Yeah. Pinkie said they were really good." She shook her head.
"You probably grabbed ones that weren't ripe." She said.
"Fizzleberries that aren't ripe are poisonous, and that's why I'm sick." She explained.
"Uh, miss Hooves?" The doctor said, still in the room. "You really need to rest to get your strength back." He said. Derpy turned to me.
"While I'm here, take care of Dinky." She said.
"Okay. See you in a week or so." I said.
"Bye." And with that, I left. I flew out of the hospital and landed at Derpy's house. I knocked on the door, and Dinky opened it. She looked around.
"Where's mom?" She asked.
"Um, she's in the hospital right now, and she told me to take care of you in the meantime." I explained.
"Why is she in the hospital!?" She asked.
"Uh, I fed her a poisonous muffin on accident." I said.
(Man, she's gonna hate you a whole lot more now.)
"Okay, come in." She said. I walked inside of the familiar house, a small cramped one that didn't have very many rooms. The sun was just coming up.
"Why aren't you in bed?" I asked.
"I was, until it was disturbed by somepony who poisoned my mother." She said.
"Oh..."
"Well, I'm off to school. I'll be back at around 3:00." She said. She grabbed her saddlebag and left.
What do you guys think I should do?
(Kill Pinkie Pie.)
...
(...What? She didn't tell us about the ripe berries!)
[Maybe we can visit Bumble's house?]
{Last time I heard, they went skiing.}
Rainbow Dash didn't go.
<Yeah! She could show us around Cloudsdale!>
{Then its settled.}
(Awww yeah! Any time with Rainbow Dash would be to die for!)
...
(...What? I would have tapped her first if it wasn't for Bumble!)
You are probably the worst out of all four of you.
(You're right. Knowledge is totally the worst.)
{Incorrect, as you obviously have a lower IQ than me.}
(That just makes you a nerd. Right Stargazer?)
Don't bring me into this.
<Can we go now?>
[It always seems that you are the only two that argues.]
(Whatever.)
I walked out of the door and flew for Rainbow Dash's house, when I saw Dinky running back towards the house.
"Stargazer! Get down here!" She yelled. I flew down.
"What's the problem?" I asked.
"Heat!"
"What?"
"Heat! When all of the mares let their hormones take over and they rape any stallion they see!"
This kid shouldn't be learning this stuff.
(I still don't like her. She knows too much.)
I looked up to see a sky blue blur go flying into me, and I was tackled to the ground.
"YOU'RE MINE!" She yelled in my face.
Oh god, Dinky's right.
<Knock her off.>
Strength took over, and I punched Rainbow Dash off of me. I ran towards the house, where Dinky was yelling for me to get inside.
"Not so fast!" Rainbow yelled after me. She tackled me again, pinning me to the ground. She started licking my chest.
"What the fu- HELP!" I screamed. A white pony tackled her off, it was muffin.
"Get inside, I'll follow!" He yelled. I ran to the house and got inside. Muffin ran from Rainbow Dash and got in at the last second. Dinky already barricaded the windows and the door after we got in.
"Wait. We need to save all of the other stallions." I said.
"They skipped town, except for Lightning." Muffin said.
"Even miss Cherilee was affected, and started to go crazy." Dinky said. We then heard screaming in the distance, getting closer and closer.
"Let me in! Please, let me in!" Lightning could be heard from outside. Dinky unbolted the door with her magic, and Lighning ran inside, already covered with cum. He was panting hard, catching his breath.
"Oh god, you do not want to be raped by Twilight. She uses her magic as an 'advantage'.
(This. Is. AWESOME!)
{What?! We nearly got raped out there!}
(Too bad, I'm going in!)
Anger formed in front of me, and started tearing through the bolts. Dinky rubbed her eyes.
"Is that a clone of you standing in front of me?" She asked.
"Unfortunately, yes." I replied. He soon enough teared through all of the bolts, and ran outside, where all of the mares were waiting.
"Come at me!" He yelled. After a second or two, his confident voice was filled with his own screeches as he regretted his decision.
"Help me!" He yelled.
"Sorry dude, this was your decision." I said.
"If I lose my virginity, you lose yours!" He yelled. I snapped into reality.
{That...makes too much sense to even try to prove it wrong.}
I opened the door and there were, what? 20 mares trying to get at him?" I grabbed his forelegs that were sticking out from the crowd and pulled him in.
"Thanks." He disappeared and was back in my head.
"How long does this last?" I asked Dinky.
"Three days." She said. I never knew what heat was because my house was about a mile away from Ponyville. I sighed, ready to take on the next three days.
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RPT!
230197
I accidentally pulled up the heat thing without thinking. I literally was just like,
"Wait! Let's make Rainbow Dash a rapist! Wait! Let's make it heat! Wait! Let's make Muffin save Stargazer! Wait! Let's make Anger try to get himself raped!"
And so on, and so forth.
I made this chapter and the next two because apparently, heat chapters are getting famous.
Lol, as soon as I get back from my alternate universe traveling, I am SO asking what happened
230320
Whoa. Looks like I have to get reading.
burrito?
if lightning gets raped so help me celestia i will find you and put you through so much pain and misery that would make "cupcaked" and any other evil and demonic fanfiction EVER WRITTEN seem like a little bedtime story for 3 year olds
GOT IT?
either that or rip out every bone in your body and then force you to let me make lightnings situations
230432
Hmm... tempting.
Time to rethink everything in the next chapter...
230434
I checked, and it doesn't matter anymore.
Also, everybody. Vote on meh blawg powst.
230530
Not this again.
230542
Exactly. And that is why you don't question my methods.
230559
EXACTLY.
heheheheheheh
i haz idea
-on last day of heat-
me: hey dude
you: what
me: REVENGE! -throws you into a crowd of mares and dissapears away in lightning-
you:FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -rape sone-
-the next day-
me: -opens door and sees you-
no hard feelings?
you:............
me:..............BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you: i got twi pregnant
me: YOU SON OF A BITCH -punch,zap,punch,zap-
you: HOLY SHIT DUDE IT WAS A JOKE
me: motherbucker troled me........if he is serious though..........
230569
OH MY GOD THAT'S PERFECT!
IT'S GOING IN THE STORY FOR SURE!
No joke.
230580
EXACTLY!
230589
Coconuts pity you.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
230598
230618
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deal with it?
DEAL WITH IT?
-goes batshit insane and vaporizes half of the human population-
Didn't Dinky already know about his different concisenesses? In fact, can't she hear what they're all saying, for some unexplained reason?
230723
Yes, but she didn't know the fact that they could escape his mind, or make 'clones' as it is referred.
It was also explained that she has very... advanced magic powers.
Hello? Anyone? The new blog post is very crucial, so I need lots of people to vote on it.
I-I mean, if that's okay with you.
230950
Yes, yes, but this is important, and I wish to get started, but if I do and people don't like it, I would have wasted my time. That is why I need to know these things.
231012
OOH! IT'S 1:23 AM!
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oh sweet merciful god... oh ait... that's celestia.... you're screwed... both ways.