//------------------------------// // Hangin' with Dinky // Story: Shoot For The Stars // by Burritoburger //------------------------------// ...cough... Chapter 19: Hangin' with Dinky I sat in the lobby of the hospital, wondering what I messed up. {She should be fine.} What if she isn't! What if she's dead! I wouldn't be able to live myself if I killed somepony, especially Derpy. (Dude, you killed Bumble in that alternate universe, remember?) I thought back to the time, when I cut Bumble's arms off, and then stabbed a sword right through his chest. Yeah, I remember... The doctor walked out and looked at his papers, and back to me. "Are you patient Derpy's husband?" He asked. "About to be." I replied. "Well, too bad, because she's dead." He replied. I put my face in my hooves, trying to hold back tears for as long as I could. I then heard a hearty laugh, and looked up at the doctor. "Nah, I'm just pulling your leg. She wants to see you." He said. "Thank Celestia. Next time you do that, I swear, I'll rip your throat out." I said, getting up. He chuckled. "She's fine, she just had a small dose of poison, that's all. She is still weak, as the poison has affected her muscles greatly, and she won't be out for a week or so. Other than that, she's perfectly fine." He explained as we walked down the hallway. We arrived, and walked inside. "Miss Hooves, we brought you Stargazer, like you asked." The doctor said, letting me in. I walked over and she just smiled. "Hi." She said weakly. I hugged her, trying to hold back tears yet again. (Oh, boo-hoo, she's in the hospital. Bog whoop.) I swear to god, Anger. "How are you feeling?" I asked after she let go of the embrace. "I'm fine, just a bit tired is all." She replied. "The doctor said you will be in here for about a week or two. You'll be fine." I told her. "What was in that muffin?" I looked at her. "Um, a lot of berries, including those rare ones from the Everfree Forest." I said. "The fizzleberries?" She said. "Yeah. Pinkie said they were really good." She shook her head. "You probably grabbed ones that weren't ripe." She said. "Fizzleberries that aren't ripe are poisonous, and that's why I'm sick." She explained. "Uh, miss Hooves?" The doctor said, still in the room. "You really need to rest to get your strength back." He said. Derpy turned to me. "While I'm here, take care of Dinky." She said. "Okay. See you in a week or so." I said. "Bye." And with that, I left. I flew out of the hospital and landed at Derpy's house. I knocked on the door, and Dinky opened it. She looked around. "Where's mom?" She asked. "Um, she's in the hospital right now, and she told me to take care of you in the meantime." I explained. "Why is she in the hospital!?" She asked. "Uh, I fed her a poisonous muffin on accident." I said. (Man, she's gonna hate you a whole lot more now.) "Okay, come in." She said. I walked inside of the familiar house, a small cramped one that didn't have very many rooms. The sun was just coming up. "Why aren't you in bed?" I asked. "I was, until it was disturbed by somepony who poisoned my mother." She said. "Oh..." "Well, I'm off to school. I'll be back at around 3:00." She said. She grabbed her saddlebag and left. What do you guys think I should do? (Kill Pinkie Pie.) ... (...What? She didn't tell us about the ripe berries!) [Maybe we can visit Bumble's house?] {Last time I heard, they went skiing.} Rainbow Dash didn't go. {Then its settled.} (Awww yeah! Any time with Rainbow Dash would be to die for!) ... (...What? I would have tapped her first if it wasn't for Bumble!) You are probably the worst out of all four of you. (You're right. Knowledge is totally the worst.) {Incorrect, as you obviously have a lower IQ than me.} (That just makes you a nerd. Right Stargazer?) Don't bring me into this. [It always seems that you are the only two that argues.] (Whatever.) I walked out of the door and flew for Rainbow Dash's house, when I saw Dinky running back towards the house. "Stargazer! Get down here!" She yelled. I flew down. "What's the problem?" I asked. "Heat!" "What?" "Heat! When all of the mares let their hormones take over and they rape any stallion they see!" This kid shouldn't be learning this stuff. (I still don't like her. She knows too much.) I looked up to see a sky blue blur go flying into me, and I was tackled to the ground. "YOU'RE MINE!" She yelled in my face. Oh god, Dinky's right. Strength took over, and I punched Rainbow Dash off of me. I ran towards the house, where Dinky was yelling for me to get inside. "Not so fast!" Rainbow yelled after me. She tackled me again, pinning me to the ground. She started licking my chest. "What the fu- HELP!" I screamed. A white pony tackled her off, it was muffin. "Get inside, I'll follow!" He yelled. I ran to the house and got inside. Muffin ran from Rainbow Dash and got in at the last second. Dinky already barricaded the windows and the door after we got in. "Wait. We need to save all of the other stallions." I said. "They skipped town, except for Lightning." Muffin said. "Even miss Cherilee was affected, and started to go crazy." Dinky said. We then heard screaming in the distance, getting closer and closer. "Let me in! Please, let me in!" Lightning could be heard from outside. Dinky unbolted the door with her magic, and Lighning ran inside, already covered with cum. He was panting hard, catching his breath. "Oh god, you do not want to be raped by Twilight. She uses her magic as an 'advantage'. (This. Is. AWESOME!) {What?! We nearly got raped out there!} (Too bad, I'm going in!) Anger formed in front of me, and started tearing through the bolts. Dinky rubbed her eyes. "Is that a clone of you standing in front of me?" She asked. "Unfortunately, yes." I replied. He soon enough teared through all of the bolts, and ran outside, where all of the mares were waiting. "Come at me!" He yelled. After a second or two, his confident voice was filled with his own screeches as he regretted his decision. "Help me!" He yelled. "Sorry dude, this was your decision." I said. "If I lose my virginity, you lose yours!" He yelled. I snapped into reality. {That...makes too much sense to even try to prove it wrong.} I opened the door and there were, what? 20 mares trying to get at him?" I grabbed his forelegs that were sticking out from the crowd and pulled him in. "Thanks." He disappeared and was back in my head. "How long does this last?" I asked Dinky. "Three days." She said. I never knew what heat was because my house was about a mile away from Ponyville. I sighed, ready to take on the next three days. _________________________________________________________________________________________________ RPT!