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The Scribophiliac


"Gather 'round, my friends, and I'll tell ye a tale."

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Twilight Sparkle has found evidence of another Element. But when she receives a letter from Celestia telling her to cease investigations, Twilight gets real suspicious real fast.
Meanwhile, Artemis Fowl the Second is about to find himself in a nightmare.

Rated Teen for safety and possible innuendos/suggestive or vulgar language.

TLG spoilers, although some events are different. MMC non-compatible.

If you have any problems with how I write, please fell free to write a letter to:
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Chapters (6)
Comments ( 194 )

I like it.

No, I don't love it. No, I don't hate it. I like it. A My Little Pony/Artemis Fowl crossover is a wonderful idea and a wonderful crossover. I've read all eight books of Artemis Fowl, and I hope you'd use the knowledge of the books to the best of your ability.

2276718 You don't have to love it. You don't really even have to like it. I'm just happy you read it at all. Thank you. And yes, I will use my knowledge of all eight books to the best of my abilities. Once again, thanks for reading.

I combat the red bar with a thumbs up! Take that, and that, you foul beast!

I only went half-way down the story before I decided that this was blasphemy. If you are going to create a fanfic crossover wit ha novel, at least TRY to keep it in a similar writing style to the author of the novel. I mean seriously. Artemis isn't 'evil' (at least not now) and he never though of himself as evil. Therefore, I say thumbs down to you, sir, and be glad I did not bring out my crowbar.

2276972 Thanks for that. I think we got ourselves a system here.

2277011 I personally think it's blasphemy to attempt to write in a style that is not one's own. Also, please point out to be where I used to word "evil". If you don't like what I do, go find something you do like.
Bye!

2277277
I like the idea, and I don't mind a unique writing style, it;s just the fact that when you attempt to write a crossover borrowing the story of a novel, it makes it better to write in the style of the original author. That allows for a better read overall. I am only trying to give out some constructive criticism here. If this becomes a flamefight, remember: I have a crowbar.

YESH! YES! FINALLY!

FAVOURITED

I think you might need to add in the description that this includes Artemis Fowl spoilers for the last book.

:raritydespair: Pinkie! I just read this fan-fiction and I ended up with SPOILEEEEERS! *sobsobsobsob*

Wait Celestia is in this?
She'll be happy that she has a ex-terrorist running around in Equestria wearing a ridiculous T-Shirt saying 'Randomosity' :trollestia:
Also whoever disliked sucks.

This has a lot of potential I will follow

Eh.
It isn't bad...
but it isn't really anything.
It's just kinda meh.
Hopefully it gets better.

Excellent, I never thought of crossing Artemis Fowl with MLP. Teenage mastermind meets ponies with more magical talent then fairies.
Just one problem... You forgot Butler...

and artemis fowl/my little pony crossover?:trixieshiftright:

well colour me intrigued, this has some potential behind it

it would be interesting to see what devious plot Arty comes up with in the land of Equestria:moustache:

Could become something indeed. :raritywink:
Needs a proofreader though... :applejackunsure:
And needs more Butler. :yay:

2276806OMFuckin'G! People actually did the impossible! They read the Artemis Fowl series(my next favorite thing after MLP, of course; I'm such a nerd:pinkiehappy:) and wrote a crossover! I need heart surgery, cause mine just burste...*thump*

2278149You can't forget Butler! If you think he's still injured, he recovered from being shot in the third or so book(I still haven't read the last book yet, so I don't know if Butler gets injured then.) And what about any agent in the L.E.P.RECON agency?

He and Captain Short had that little romance in Time Paradox,and remember,he's barely evil now.His adventures made his consience too strong to escape,and his father,mother,ms. Short,No.1,and Minerva kinda reformed him.

2278645 I find the AF series very relatable,and I've gone as far as decoding the fairy code and the gnommish writong on the page bottoms in most of the books.

And Quilin,he DID think of himself as evil at first.Not anymore though.

2278130 I'm pretty sure it will. Melvin is a pretty devious person. :twilightsmile:

2277289 Crowbar? You do realize I'm a mad scientist, right?

2277309 Sorry about the spoilers, I figured most people would have read TLG by now if I had time too.

2278130 That's idea anyway, getting batter. Nothing has really happened yet, but just you wait. . .

2278876 You know it, old friend. Yet what you know does not even begin to scratch the surface of what my mind is capable of. *insert maniacal laugh here* :pinkiecrazy:

2279384
And I created multiple inter dimensional rifts, instigated an impossible feat, the Resonance Cascade, am currently inside a stolen, multi-billion dollar, military-grade combat and Hazardous Environment suit, am loaded with weapons and ammo, and have killed countless invading aliens with only a crowbar because I am that BADASS. I DON'T need to use the grenades, or satchel charges, or MP-5, or SPAS-12, or rocket launcher, or 9mm, or .357 magnum revolver, or my tau gun, or my alien bee hive to destroy you.
(And I just took this a wee bit too far, didn't I?)

2279411 Perhaps just a tad. Just a tad mind you. It's enough to know you were trying to be constructive and not an asshole. Here, have this Jammy Dodger as a peace offering.

2279421
MMMmmmm... Fphanks, Ihve Alwphays *swallows* wanted to try these. Here, have a bowl of noodles that I did NOT explode this morning and then drag with me through countless tunnels of toxic waste. I also think I have a jaffa cake around here... a here it is...

2279422
*whispers to you* wrong timeline idiot, I'm not there yet. Do you want to destabilize the entire Space-Time Continuum? I'm not talking let Limbo back to earth destabilize, I'm talking all of reality ends in a single second with none of it ever having happened. No more spoilers, damnit!

2279438 Oh, so Episode 3 hasn't been released for you yet?
Spoilers: It ends with *deleted by Gaben* gets *deleted by Gaben* by *deleted by Gaben*.
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Gaben: We at Valve will make Celestia replace Alyx in Episode 3, and enlargen her breasts and ass to keep up with younger audiences.

It's OK. I had finished the last book ages ago. It had a great ending. :pinkiehappy:

Also, I think Artemis will be happy that there aren't any toilets. :P
Lyra will go insane over the t-shirt since it has a human on it, and Artemis realises he is in a land of ponies, from a TV show designed for 3-4 year old girls designed to market toys.

Everyone will think he's gone insane when he comes back. >:P
Also, It would be hilarious if Artemis holds up a sign saying 'HELP' for people to see during the opening.

Will Holly be in there? :twilightsmile:

You can't have a Artemis Fowl story without Holly! :derpytongue2:

2282099 Butler is coming soon.

Anyone up for some Artemis as a pony? :trollestia:

2282050 What Arty will primarily go insane over is Pinkie. I think you understand.

2282219 I disagree. Butler does not take steroids.

LOL, I can imagine Artemis Walking along trying to escape Pinkie. :pinkiecrazy:

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2282630
Artemis: This doesn't seem physically possible!
Twilight: That's what I said at first. You'll get used to it.
Artemis: I beg to differ.
Twilight: :facehoof:

Hmm... Will Artemis and co end up as ponies? Or will they stay human?

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