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Twilight Sparkle's drinking problem leads her friends to organise an intervention at Sugar Cube Corner. But things get out of control when Twilight decides the time has come to tell them some home truths about themselves.

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Drunkard Twilight is so canon. She deals with soooo much stress~ Self-inflicted, usually, but still. >.>

Wow... a not-clopfic from Butterscotch? :pinkiegasp: Impossible!

... Oh. It's an anti-drinking PSA type thing? Ha! It's better than Twi-Dye Sparkle, that's for sure... :pinkiehappy:

Cocks shotgun, no one yells at fluttershy, good story though, lol at the ending

Twilight sighed, standing up from her computer. "And this is why I drink..." she muttered, heading in the direction of the fridge and, hopefully, some form of alchol.

Good fic.

Also, cheese.

Taran, AWAY! :facehoof:

Ah, a Swayback Mountains reference? Nice! That story was really good...marred with mistakes, but overall a great story. And...ugh, FINALLY! About time someone says that Fluttershy is drop-dead boring! It's SO true. Pinkie on drugs? Makes sense. Applejack and her annoying honesty? Yup, ain't that the truth. Rainbow Dash being a perverted little lesbian and spying on Twilight? Again, ain't that the truth. Drinking itself is no laughing matter, but...well, this is just a story, so it's alright to laugh. I think we're all smart enough to know that, in real life, this isn't funny. All the same, though, seeing Twilight like that is rather humorous and cute. I love the unicorn. Nice little story by you, as most of your stories are...I think. :twilightsheepish:

hahaha, very funny! Thanks for writing it!

hahaha, very funny! Thanks for writing it!

177628 Whatever do you mean? :rainbowhuh: This was clearly a clo... ehm, I mean... NICE STORY BUTTERSCOTCH! :pinkiehappy:*runs off*
-Glassed

177629 Cocking your shotgun after something bad happens to Fluttershy? Pff. I cock my shotgun and activate all my turrets when I see Fluttershy's in a fic, just on the off chance somepony does something I detest of. :trixieshiftright:

Also, the new Rarity:

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When I saw that you posted a new story, I was like:
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Then I started to read it and when Twilight was telling everypony off, it reminded me of the episode of The Simpsons when Ned Flanders loses it and tells everyone off. Appropriate gif is appropriate.

This is why I love you Butters, you have great range and this story shows it. Honestly it says "comedy" but this story is more heartwarming than funny, it' more about close friendships than laughs.

Love the callback reference to Swayback Mountain

I want to hear more about Derpy's "special" muffins... I am sure it would make for a hilarious, antic filled adventure. :derpytongue2:

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NOPONY GOT THE REFERENCE/ALLUSION, WHATEVER? I AM FUCKING DISAPPOINTED! :flutterrage:

:flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:

"and the other Pegasus that was probably a lesbian."

OH GOD YOU GOT ME XD

So 3 of the mane 6 are definitely lesbian. Or Rainbow was just curious. I shall now do an emoticon version of my favourite bit of the play.

:rainbowhuh::twilightangry2:

That was easy.

Oh, and :applejackunsure::heart::raritywink:

This had me laughing quite a bit!:rainbowlaugh:

"Oh shut up, Fluttershy!" spat Twilight. "YOU've got nothing to worry about. Nopony's going to touch you – 'cause you're so Celestia-damned BORING!"
Oh even I felt that one.

Another drunken Twiolight fic... I'll probably read it and I'll also look for more drunken ponies fics. :eeyup:

Edit: Ah read it. Not funny but still a good read. :eeyup:

I have the strangest urge to ask some unnamed pony help me bake cupcakes...

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'Twi-Dye Sparkle'?

179550 Yes. read the MST here: Mystery-Pinkie-Pie-Theatre-3000 Twi-Dye-Sparkle The fic is bloody brilliant. READ IT. :yay:

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Heheh. This story is a rough little one, since it was one of the first drunken Twilight stories, if not the very first. (It was first posted in February of last year on /co/ and then DA. I'm really interested if people can find an earlier one.) Twi had been described as a drunk back since October of 2011, though, when I first started watching the show... so I might have missed some.

well at least she didn't die this time like most of the other drunken twilight fics that I have seen

Wow... I can see why the other ponies wanted an intervention... Twilight was cold and hateful towards her friends. :fluttershysad:

Me? Boring? *thumbs the trigger of her magnum absent-mindedly while nodding her head as if in agreement* Maybe we should all take it down a few notches before somepony has to apologize for all the bullet holes up in this bee-yatch... :flutterrage:
Rainbow stop clopping! We are always naked! :rainbowderp:

Do-ho-ho-ho. I started singing the song to a tune as well.

:rainbowlaugh: funny green leaves :rainbowlaugh:
Thank you for the story
:pinkiehappy:

well 5/6, that darn Fluttershy keeps giving it to Big Mac. I need more shipping, but good distraction. Anyway, Ty butterscotch. Yah, and "Rainbow" Dash, Puleeeease, she's the only one not hidding herself. Twidash is best shipping!

xD that is all.... ok maby this
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Confound these ponys and my taste for wine xD

Was this supposed to make me laugh or cry.

I can't tell.

ROTFL Pinkie DID use drugs

Derpys a stoner mystery solved

This is interesting, amusing and sad. Drunk Twilight is great, especially with the comments about the other ponies lesbian activities.

178365 Calm yourself down or I'll need to hold an intervention for your holding too many interventions.

I don't really understand why it's labelled as comedy. Being a drunkard is hardly a laughing matter. :ajsleepy:
If there's one kind of people I absolutely detest, it's drunkards. Sorry, there's no mercy for them in my book. :rainbowwild:

Dash spying on Twilight in the shower? :rainbowhuh:
Funny story :pinkiehappy:

So thats why derpy is like that! Now that just explains everything.

First things first: DERPY!!!!!!!!!!!! Second, this has from me a 10/10 perfect in every way, shape and form, loved it, seriously and poor Flutter's everyone always picks on her, feel really bad for her and ha, Rarity/Applejack for the win! Am,amazing story, onto the next one!

Reading this in some dry law reading was NOT a good idea. Twilights drunk rage was hilarious, good job :twilightsmile:

derpy :yay::yay:
wait Apple Jack and Rarity :pinkiegasp:

and OO Twilight and stoner :pinkiegasp:

Twilight uses alcoo.:twilightblush:
Rainbow Dash uses evade. :rainbowderp:
Twilight uses horn.:twilightangry2:
Spike uses love.:moustache:
Attack Spike super effetive.:twilightblush:
You got Twilight Sparkle.:twilightsmile:

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I'd love to see you try, heretic. Nopony expects the Equestrian Intervention!

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:flutterrage: Good jokes are timeless!:pinkiehappy:

:fluttershyouch: Bad ones not-so-much. Sorry!

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