Wake Up Honey...

"This is the Vinyl Scratch, bringing you news and comedic interviews with the Equestrian celebs. We're taking a break and giving you some music for now. Have some Sun, you lazy flanks." The morning radio droned on as a catching guitar tune and lyrics started up. A hoof however, went flying towards the device and barely missed as more music played. A feminine groan was heard as a bed creaked and sheets were ruffled as a cyan pegasus with rainbow mane and tail sat on her haunches and groggily wiped her eyes. Looking over she saw an indent of another body onto the other side of the bed, a wonderful smell coming from opened door.

"Alright, that was 'Here Comes The Sun', by 'The Buckles'... Huh, funny name, but I can see why they're legends now. Here's another little ditty by '2U' called 'Beautiful Day'... Seriously these names are pretty bu-.... I mean freakin' hilarious. Onto the music." The mare cracked her back and ruffled her wings, looking at her radio, a face of annoyance and tiredness dominating her features. Deciding to let the new device win this round, she got out of bed and walked out of the room and down the cloudy stairs below. The wonderful smell was radiating now, and she wasn't even close to the source. After a few halls she came upon the door that held the maestro of her senses bliss.

Opening it, she was confronted with another pegasus, a bright white stallion with dark blue tail and mane as his only other features, cooking away at some delectable dish. She waltzed over to the table and sat, her head on her hooves as she watched the stallion cook away at a breakfast large enough for two. He turned his head slightly, his eyes have open and saw her, his large smile somehow growing larger. Throwing whatever was in the pan into a plate, he picked it up with his teeth and sauntered over to the rainbow mare.

"Look who decided to wake up finally." The stallion said with the goofiest smile he could manage on his face.

"Well, a certain somepony decided to leave me all alone. Why would that be, hmm?" The prismatic mare questioned as she too smiled at the pony across from her. They both shared a light chuckle as they thought over their little mindless, yet entertaining, mock quarrel.

"But seriously Soarin', wake me up next time. Wonderbolts don't get time to sleep." The mare said as she got up from the table and walked around, planting her hooves on his shoulders and nestling her head atop his own.

"Well would you look at that. I got myself a rare 'Rainbowus Dashius', capable of breaking the speed of sound and making some lovely rainbows while she's at it." Soarin' chuckled, his own crude attempt at humor somehow witty.

"Well apparently, you got a taste of the rainbow last night, hmm?"

"Um... Ehehe, yeah." Dash just smirked at Soarin' and the smallest chuckle at her lover's tongue tripping. Soarin' turned his head towards a clock mounted on the wall and almost jumped out of his skin. He turned his head up, making Rainbow move hers and look down on him. She had a questioning look in her eyes and Soarin' replied with a nudge towards the clock. Getting the idea, she let go and flew straight towards their bedroom and grabbed both their Wonderbolt suits.

"Wait! What about... You know?" Soarin' said as his flight suit was tossed into his face. Rainbow was already have inside of hers when she galloped to the nearby bathroom and grabbed two bottles of omnisexual perfume. Soarin' looked at her like she was a madmare when she looked at the bottles.

"What? I'm waaay to cool for that prissy chick stuff." Dash boasted as Soarin' rolled his eyes and groaned. He sprayed some on and put on his suit.

"Alright, let's get the hay out of Appaloosa!" Soarin' yelled as he busted out the door with Rainbow in tow.

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Several hours later, late night...

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"Was coach trying to kill us? I mean who does THAT many laps? I'm callin' it, no matter what Spitfire said, he's completely bonkers." Rainbow Dash said as Soarin' dragged on the floor behind her, panting like a dog on a hot summers day. He slowly crawled to the fridge and made the water jug above spill onto him.

"What was that Soar'? You 'kay there?" Rainbow called from bathroom, a shower running.

"Yeah! Just got a little thirsty!" Soarin' yelled back, and plopped his head back down into refreshing cold water. Finally getting back up on his hooves, he was soaked in the refrigerated bliss. He looked towards the bathroom, ideas popping into his head while the rational part warned of possibly being bucked in the face. Unfortunately though, no heed was paid and Soarin' walked towards the bathroom and entered as quietly as possible.

Closing the door behind him, Soarin' looked at the opaque door that distorted Dash's figure amongst it's obscurity. Slowly creeping over, he opened the door as quietly as possible, the patter of water covering the noise it did make. Slipping in, he closed the door and hugged the wall, waiting for his love to notice him. After a while, Dash finally turned around and jumped as she saw Soarin' sultrily smiling.

Rainbow calmed down joking punched Soarin', who was laughing wholeheartedly at her reaction.

"You are the worst Soar'. I don't even know how I put up with you." Dash said, cuddling up to her lover.

"Well, as I recall, it's because I'm 20 percent cooler than any other stallion out there." Soarin' replied, kissing the top of her head. Dash turned her head and returned Soarin's kisses. Rainbow moved her kisses onto his neck, and if lipstick was applied, butterfly shapes would stick out on his alabaster coat. Soarin' hummed in approval and moved a hoof onto the small of her back, massaging the muscles between her wings.

Dash groaned into her butterfly and started to nibble onto his jawline. Soarin' groaned and rubbed against Rainbow Dash, trying to get more of the contact.

"That's feel good." The alabaster pegasus moaned.

"Oh yeah? About how good does it feel?" The teasing mare stopped in her ministrations to reply.

"About 20-, no 100, no not even that, an infinite percent better than anyone else can make it feel. I love you Dash." Soarin' then left the shower, leaving Rainbow alone. Puzzled, she stepped out, the cold air freezing her instantly. However, she waited in that spot, a few sounds coming from the kitchen and some, "Oh, where'd I put it at?" resounding through the house. Steps came closer and Soarin' returned with a velvet box on his wing.

"I thought since it was Hearts and Hooves I'd uh... Y'know, ask you to marry me? I know a little cliche bu-" Soarin' didn't get to finish as he was tackled and pinned down by the prismatic mare.

"Actions speak louder than words, so how about this?"

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They say friendship is magic, then what is love? Many ponder on it's meaning and there are many views. However, all can agree that deep down, it's one of the most beautiful things to ever be seen.

Author's Note:

I'm not very good at making ponified names of bands so 'The Beatles' were replaced with the 'The Buckles' and 'U2' was replaced '2U'... You can't ponify 'U2'... How can you? Anyways, if you said, fuggy the description and it's lucky charms, this is obviously a mediocre written love story between Soarin' and Rainbow Dash.... On Hearts and Hooves Day nonetheless.... How cliche. So, this is for a contest winner of my chapter 5 competition that I held where you had to find the Easter Egg. The competition will keep going until there is a second person who gets it right. Anyways here's my muses for this story :

Stablefree - Discord (Jazz Swing Cover)

Lenich and Kirya - Pinkie's Brew (Russian Gypsy Jazz)

But to avoid legal action :

'Here Comes The Sun' belongs to 'The Beatles'

'Beautiful Day' belongs to 'U2'

MLP : FiM belongs to Hasbro Studios

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Tom the bomb

Tom the bomb #1 · Mar 10th, 2013 · · ·

I'm not sure why you got 3 down votes right off the bat but I thought it was well written.
I love that jazz cover of discord. It's pretty awesome.

PBY_Jacko115

PBY_Jacko115 #2 · Mar 10th, 2013 · · ·

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I was doing it for a contest winner. There were some major plot holes within the story itself, so it was either that or people don't like Soarin'XRainbowDash.
But thanks for the support dude! Have a moustache

koenigseggfan14

koenigseggfan14 #3 · Mar 10th, 2013 · · ·

Awsome job man!

Rainbow Dash 1898

Rainbow Dash 1898 #4 · Mar 11th, 2013 · · ·

loved it

PBY_Jacko115

PBY_Jacko115 #5 · Mar 11th, 2013 · · ·

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First, thank you. Second, my ego has increased because I was complimented by a Lamborghini. Danke Schon, Herr Koenigs.

PBY_Jacko115

PBY_Jacko115 #6 · Mar 11th, 2013 · · ·

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From your profile picture, I'm guessing you actually do like it. Anyways, thanks for the support.... I'm still waiting on my second contest winner.

Autumn Wind

Autumn Wind #7 · Mar 11th, 2013 · · ·

Hey, not a bad piece of writing, but you have some really glaring error.

The singular of pegasi is pegasus.
Spitfire is female.

Mistakes like that really stick out to some readers, myself included.

PBY_Jacko115

PBY_Jacko115 #8 · Mar 12th, 2013 · · ·

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Sorry about that but I've only got my beta reader working on one story. But thank you for the advice, it really helps. Have a moustache and feel like a sir.

PBY_Jacko115