After lulling the Equestrians into a false sense of security, Discord has sprung his master plan and is on the verge of bringing the nation to its knees, but one (Macho) man will stand as a glimmering star of hope in the long night. THE BRIGHTEST STAR OF THEM ALL, OOH YEAH! Macho Madness is rolling through Equestria and it can't be stopped, not by you or your army of Hulkamaniacs, because, comparatively speaking, you are like a leaf in the Everfree Forest and I'm-- I mean the Macho Man is the entire forest.
Rated S for Slim Jim.
Chapters (10)
A story you can snap into.
Oh shit. Macho Man in the house.
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Ooohhhhh yeeeeeaaaahhhh!
Yeah, when you look into the eyes of the Macho Man Randy Savage, YEAH! You see a whole heap a trouble coming down to the ring and to the town. Macho Madness cannot be STOPPED! So if you want to put the world's fate in the hands of Macho Man, THEN GET READY! 'Cause only the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time can put things BACK ON TRACK, OOH YEAH!
Macho Man Randy Savage. Nuff said.
At first I was like:
Then I was like:
Thumbs up for simply having Macho Man showing up in Equestria and not having a story that sucks.
My only hope is for the Macho Man to nail Discord with a Top Rope Elbow Drop.
From off the Cloudoseum. Yeah!
I had an idea for a similar fic about three months ago, except with the Ultimate Warrior and how the Mane Six have get a roided up retard with tassels to adjust to life in Equestria.
I like this fic, I shall favorite/track it for as long as it is good.
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so macho did not break the cuffs
NO MACHO DESTROYED THE CUFFS AND DID NOT NEED HELP
I SAY NO
ps im not hating or anything im just a macho fan
hey dude im not mad and why are you call it quits
you dont apologize YOU CEP YOUR HEAD UP NO MATER WHAT AND FRIENDSHIP IS NOT A LIE plz smile
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Even the Macho Man sometimes needs a helping hand.
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Sorry, I was just being facetious. And you're right: friendship isnt a lie, it's Macho of course. Thanks for reading!
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Shoot, I'd love to see an Ultimate Warrior fic. Thanks for showing interest in my story! Cheers.
2160418 ya i thought you were quiting and i did not want to ruin the story
and your welcome
AND DAM RIGHT ITS MACHO
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Thank you very much for your feedback! I'm extremely pleased to hear that you have enjoyed my story thus far.
'stars truck' -> starstruck
'He
extended' -> 'He extended'
'infirm forest floor' -> infirm does not mean not-firm; it means sickly or frail of health
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Ha! How embarrassing. Thanks for the heads up. I'll make sure to fix those errors when I have a moment. Thanks for reading!
I've gone back and amended all the issues pointed out. Thanks again!
Poor Trixie...
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Heh! Thanks a lot! I appreciate the support. I look forward to reading your story as well. If its got Macho, it's for me!
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Whoever you decide to pair him up with is in for a world of hurt anyway you look at it, Oh Yeah! I leave the pair-up to you as the author, so surprise me!
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(Personally, I could see this being an interesting match up. Macho Man vs. The Iron Sheikh, oh yeah!)
Edit: I just looked back at this and realized you must have meant an MLP character. Sorry.
I'd say Fluttershy.
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Give me the red pill...
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2270142 what if I told you, the other pill was a Rufee
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I'd tell you that my body is ready.
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With the help of this inspirational remix, I WILL break those cuffs. Thank you for sharing.
Why does this have no comments?
This should have many, many comments.
Comments better than this one.
I am appreciating the Macho Man promo nods.
WOAH, man, FREAK OUT!
This thing is about to go three hundred and sixty degrees!
... and another one-eighty.
THREE-SIXTY!!!
THREE-SIXTY!!!
Well the joke's on them, then. Randy is not of average intelligence at ALL. Champions don't need to be.
He is, however, macho and muscley, and will probably hurt them.
Trixie really is her own worst enemy.
Uh oh. This can't end well.
2134491 Ooohhhhh yeeeeeaaaahhhh!