Now how do I start? I know, dinosaurs! I have a very intense fascination about them, even more so for a certain predator that seemed to beat the Tyrannosaurus and the Gigantosaurus in size and ferocity. The Spinosaurus. With a very odd sail and a snout like a crocodile, who wouldn't want to examine them? I did, and after treating a mother and her whiny son quite roughly, the equivalent of a holy punishment lands me in Equestria in the middle of an apple orchard belonging to everyone's favorite cowpony and as a Spinosaurus.
So how will they deal with something quite terrifying? And how will I deal with being a theropod that I know very little of?
I got this fairly ridiculous idea after this guy posted about the Helicoprion shark. Thank him, don't thank the German.
YEEEEEEAUH FUCKING DINOSAURS!
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Is it wrong that I find this amusing and wish to see this happen in the fic?
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The cynic in me has to wonder if a Spinosaurus would be able to bite off a hydra's head like that, it would require biting through bone and I'm not entirely sure if the Spinosaurus had the sheer jaw-muscle needed to do that, it's not exactly a Tyrannosaurus (which had the strongest jaws of any known predator, living or extinct, if I recall correctly). The non-cynical part in is telling my cynical part to just enjoy the dinosaurs.
I need to find some appropriate fight music.
Let's see...
Ah! Here we go!
Last part seemed a little to elderly gentlemanly for the guy you've introduced us to. I would venture that he would say something along the lines of " 'sup" or "*Gasp* You guys are ADORABLE!" Because what would be more scarier than a multi-ton dinosaur that just killed the most fearsome predator around calling you so cute he could eat you up?
First Seriously, now this? Remember when Griffin the Griffin was just picking up steam, or before Ponyfall got it's shit together? I have the feeling we're seeing the beginning of yet another fad.
Coolio
You wonderful bastard.
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This fic is RainbowBob and Chuck Norris approved!
I have no idea how I feel about this.
AppleBLOOD!
keep goin
2117891 Thanks for the heads-up mate, because of this I will reconsider my choice of words for the next few chapters. Totally missed out the whole "theres-science-involved" thing.
Extra lines added, have fun!
Sweet Sarah Palin's flaming tits of justice, this fic looks amazing
a trollish dinosaur c: how wonderful
Now this is an awesome story. Dinosaurs are awesome!!!
Spinosaurus, fiercer than a T-rex? Spinosaurs were primarily fish-eaters, lacking the sturdy skull of the tyrannosaur family.
the shark is the other dinosaur guy that turned into the chainsaw shark.....what, you asked.
Ah, I thought this was a crossover with that other dinosaur story (The whip jaw one)
2120377 Close, but I have discussed it with da man. You'll see some references to him later, but not a full fledged appearance.
Spinosaurus?
Fuck yeah.
first Raptors, then weirdass prehistoric sharks, now mother fucking Spino's.
the Dinosaur/Pony revolution had officilly begun.
2120370>>2120377 Helicorprion. Coolest shark ever.
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hydra's live in aquatic environments so... they're technically fish-like, so close enough.
OK now i will actually read 'seriously' before it gets buried in my read later box.
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...that's like saying dragons are birdlike because they can fly. A multiheaded serpent-dragon is as far from being a fish as possible.
No one has said it so I must! I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!!!
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hey I'm just sayin' man.
Wow holy shit nice update speed!
Oh man, Pinkie Pie; you make me laugh my ass off!
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Mike.
I still think that the wording is switching back and forth between elderly man/epic storyteller and punk-ass kid.
Hey I know that fic
DOKTOR!
yes lets all attack the fucking giant dinosaur thats just standing their. great plan
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC MEDIC!!!! MEDIC!!! MEDIC! MEDICK!!!!
DUMKOPHS!!!!!!
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Edit Edit: Also when you said in my best medic voice you know that I Require Assistance is the Spys medic call!
2125660 He actually says that, if I remember correctly.
Nevermind the Heavy, the Soldier is here to save my life! America, fu-
dinosaurs eh? i like this a lot
Crossover series here?
Cause I just read Seriously?, and this is pretty damn similar...
2126392 nah, mate. This is inspired by Seriously. But crossover might sound not too far off...
Applejack seems a little out of character in this fic...
Oh... Pinkie... You're SO RANDOM
AND I LIKE IT!!!
Ooooo are we going to get a few more giant lizards in ponyvill soon?
What did you do with the Shark twilight?! Answer me!!!
do the dinosaur! do the dinosaur!
The ending LoL!
ha, nice!
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*sits in movie theatre watching this story as a movie*
*the ending scene happens* *flips the guy and the chiar infront of me and starts doing that to eveyong yelling godammit and swearing the intire way*
that damed cupcake pinkie in all honestly she may be quick but hes a fucking dino even one bite could server her leg or even ko her
Oh boy, oh boy! What ancient creature is it this time? T-rex? Velociraptor? Pterodactyl? A long-neck?
When you were checking out size on wikipedia you mixed up the length with height.