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NotProud
I am not proud of what I do but sometimes it must be done.
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When Rainbow Dash is invited to Sugarcube Corner to help Pinkie Pie try out her brand-new pasta maker, something about the process awakens something deep inside the pegasus that she didn't know what there before. This leads her and her friends on a journey of sexual self-discovery and life-changing events.
Tags: feeding, expansion, inflation, masturbation, clopping, lesbians, vomit, cunnilingus, horn-fucking, vore, unbirthing, snuff, futa, necrophilia, scat kind of, age regression
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Goodness gracious the tags.
I'll pass.
Even if it's a joke.
*reads tags* This looks like its going to be the unholy love child of 2girls1cup and Cupcakes.
Challenge Accepted.
5*
Tags: feeding, expansion, inflation, masturbation, clopping, lesbians, vomit, cunnilingus, horn-fucking, vore, unbirthing, snuff, futa, necrophilia, scat kind of, age regression, I dare you to read this
urhm what?
o_o what did I just read?
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Also, AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Such a clusterfuck of gross, silly and just plain old screwed up.
And to think, one bowl of homemade pasta and a little wet dream is all that it takes to start something so debauched. Will you look at pasta the same way ever again?
Five stars, you magnificent bastard.
ima timelord an what the fuck is this?
This was weird, but funny.
I was kinda expecting it to be disturbing and/or gory, based on all the weird fetishes, but it wasn't really.
Unrealistic, yes.
I mean, how could a whole pony fit inside another equal-sized pony's stomach or hoo-hoo?
But hey, who cares. They're multi-colored magical cartoon ponies, right!
This varies between being just plain funny in a quirky sort of way, mildly disturbing and at times even mildly arousing.
Please write more wacky shit like this.
the need for the rainbow dash face when she's horrified that pinkie followed her in that one episode is immense, because that about sums up all that this is and was, and I'm not sure if I ever want to read it again.
Good thing I'm not innocent
thank you everpony who read and comment
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they sometime disallow laws of physics in the show
but I am not trying to justify it
I hope I do not write any more like this I am not sure if I am a human being anymore.
Oh, rest assured you are. This is what sets us apart from animals - the ability to imagine all kinds of weird crap.
Seems like Dash discovered another way to be a blimp. Though I really hope nopony is insane enough to merge this and Airshipping into some kind of unholy abomination upon Ponyville.
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my stomach is full of Fluttershy!
"I dare you to read this"
Challenge accepted!
Oh god, this is weird.
You can't compare this to Cupcakes. They're too different in their execution. Nice try though, maybe you'll be a legend some day. (Probably not, you sick fuck. Not really, but this was disturbing.)
(Btw, it would be awesome if you read my troll/clop/wtf fic. "It's called Doctor, Eat My KFC". 78 foot penises, pedophilia, and vagina bacon.)
Not proud, I have only one criticism for you: When Rainbow Dash vomited up the noodles, you missed a perfectly good opportunity to throw in some vomit fetish in here. Imagine if she vomited all over fluttershy? You could have done so much with that
149960 If that were to happen, Fluttershy would be less then palatable after.
Some dishes should not be seasoned overzealously.
In regard to the message at the start, don't, it will just encourage SOPA/PIPA/ACTA, if that happens, how will the bronies outside the US survive?
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Maybe if it is not like Cupcakes then I can keep my soul. It might be for best. I will look at your fic but maybe I will not like it.
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Yes, and when Pinkie shits on the floor. by that point I didn not care and i would have of sacrifice myself to write that but you are right
Okay, what ever you yourself think of this, doesn't change the point that this is just epicness
Yes it's totally fucked up, yeah in some parts it's pretty badly written, but still, this is one of those thins you can't but like, exactly for the reason you should dislike it
Oh, the reason is simple. It provides us, the readers with healthy "Bwahahahaa, that`s silly."
i clopped to this
Dammit, I was sent this in an email and after reading the tags and comments I was going t pass it up and punch my friend in the face.... then it says I dare you to read this......
fuck i hate my pride,
challenge accepted
I will post again upon reading and forever more rue this day
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This is me after reading this...
I think you need help
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i'm sorr I am not like this usually
This was not the sex version of cupcakes.
It was too silly.
You should write an actual sex remake of cupcakes.
Holy shit. Reading this while The Love Guru is on... This is the best day ever. I shit you not. And you posted this so Clopfiction? Yes yes and more yes. You may not like that you made this, but I sure as hell am. Maybe I'm too open-minded but I loved this to bits. Holy shit. Five star fave watch all that. "Hey, I maybe a baby dragon, but that means I'm still a dragon, baby." I laughed... my ass... all the way off. Oh my god.
Ahem. On an author to author review. The characters (until everything went all batshit...lmao crazy)were cannon to me. Loved them nicknames for Dashie. Only Pinkie can defy cloudwalking and not a single fuck be given.
...But holy shit I love this!
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if this is not really sex with cupcakes then i am sorry, this is the best I can
or worst
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thank you for the comment (I am not sure how to respond to priase on this story)
Mmm, nah. You didn't come close to mimicking Cupcakes. It was worth a good laugh, that much I'll give you.
i laughed my ass off.............. i need to see a doctor
Words cannot express the sheer, incredibleness and awesomeness and lulz.
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You have won some sort of award. Congratulations.
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Oh don't worry. I'm not saying I didn't enjoy this random exploration of all the worst sexual fetishes in existence.
I would equate this as the clop version of Spiderses more or less.
I would say the sex versions of Cupcakes would be either Punishment or Pattycakes.
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oh i read pattycakes
ohhhhhhhh
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Yeah...
hello I just edit the story a little and add things in since comments say I should
now it is worse
I'm from KFC and I know what this is. It...is...BEAUTIFUL!
I had pasta for dinner after reading this, my dad had no clue why i was laughing my ass off
Okay, this was gore in a funny way, but since they all came back to life and everything goes back to normal it's not as bad as the revised cupcakes or any story where the character actually dies. I would leave the whole them coming back to life and Rarity returning out. Then the gore factor will raise. It was decent for what it is supposed to be. But it didn't disturb me at all (I think I have a warped mind already)
. 4/5 for me.
I wasn't sure how to feel, so I found these in my bookmarked pages that kinda work:
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thank you
When my friend told me to read this if I thought cupcakes was bad, I was in fear of being on the verge of tears and nearly vomiting.
Then I read it.
And I couldn't stop cracking up.
I hope you don't mind, but to the best of my ability I am going to attempt to do a dramatic reading of this.
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i am okay with this
>>Blize and >>NotProud
I haven't even read this yet but I was already planning on doing a Dramatic Reading based on the comments. Will be back with a definite decision and to ask for permission after I read it.
>> NotProud
Oh my god that was HILARIOUS!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok I have to do a reading of that. With your permission it will be up within the next couple days on my youtube.
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pleae give me a link when
This is some funny ass shit bro.
how dafuq did you come up with this?
laughed so hard i think i love you !! faving and you have a new watcher
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"What in the name of Star Swirl the Beareded is going on here?" Bearded
"She grinned as the Princess' mouth opened wide and shut her eyes, clopping furiously as she slid down the pegacorn's throat." - alicorn
"Celestia brings Rarity back from the dead when everything is over and sh eputs everything and everypony back the way it should be." - derp
I was laughing my ass off throughout this clusterfuck of a story. Pinkie Pie's dialogue throughout was made of sheer win, and I WILL be quoting some of it from time to time, rest assured. xD
In all due seriousness, it is an honor to finally meet you, Marquis de Sade.
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my mind is broken it comes up with bad things
mostly I just said the title one day (it is a pun on "copy pasta') and then this happen
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thank you
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thank you I will change
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I Am not this person sorry