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I really want to kill his sister, like, badly.
2098743 You sad it
2098743yup, we all do.
2098743 You're not the only one, this makes the arguments that my sisters and I had when we were younger look like a chat over coffee and doughnuts.
Lets go bitch you and me right now.
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I don't get what he's so worried about, he openly told Shining Armor and The Princesses that his meeting with his "family" was going to turn into an episode of Jerry Springer. You really have to give it to Sam's family as they sent into Super Saiyan levels of Douche Baggery. I mean they traveled all the way to Equeatria just to piss him off; you figure they had to go through the trouble of finding him, they had to go through some kind of screening process, buy tickets, get passports, go through security and take some mode of transportation to find him. That's the type of obsession that gets celebrities killed, the type of obsession that ends with the the victim's face being worn like a trick-or-treat mask. He's at most going to have assault charges put on him, but in turn he can counter sue with criminal stalking, heresy against the crown.
If the guards have any kind of heart they'll say, "We didn't see shit" or "Um, the changelings were attacking again, but it turned out to be a couple of moths that flew into our eyes."
The alternative option to any of this pain in the ass experience? Just not go, send a message saying that you have shingles or something. He can treat his family like I treat jury duty, Windows 8 and Kristen Stewart. There's no law saying you have to visit people you hate.
This might seem petty (to some it shall) but please do not have him make nice with the family or attempt to. Family like that ain't worth knowing... at any given time in forever...ever. They're essentially strangers who decide to insult a musician they don't like and attempt to discredit him. Not worth knowing.
Family or not I would be almost beyond boiling mad. I guess besides getting em sent back and after I have calmed down I would make sure they couldn't under any circumstances able to come back. They don't deserve this world
well he could always charge them with slander (I think you can do that lost my criminal code booklet) and get them put in rehab (I doubt they have enough money to make up for the damage they did to his life)
...moar please
Hol-y shit. That was a powerful chapter.
2098743 no...no we need to tie her and the parents up just out of reach of their drugs...then tell pinkie what they've done and leave her with them in a unmonitored room
Claudette must die i wonder what claudette flavored cupcakes must taste like
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Me: Wow, everyone hates the family I gave Sam that is currently alive... excellent.
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2100104the hate is a flowin'
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The solution to make the readers happy? Have them all get hit by a bus as they leave Applebees (a douchey restaurant) or have them piss off a dragon as it's trying to overcome the "Greed Growth" phase of it's lifespan and have said wyvern eat their limbs.
2101161 I hate the idea of straight up killing anyone, it is either too heavy a punishment, or in this case, too light a punishment.
Violin hero: equestrian tales. LOL! XD
I shall not be allowed near his sister. If i get near her her death will take about a month. Pure torture and abuse. Family members will die. My rage is of a much greater perspective than the sun!!!!
a lot of drama is going to start isn't it?
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One would assume because in Equestria, the gods walk amongst its citizens with Celestia controlling the Sun, plant growth and the day, Luna controlling the Moon, dreams and the night and Discord controlling chaos which includes life and death itself, that one would kinda hold off on saying or doing anything blasphemous. Sam is friends with at least one of those gods. It's like being friends with daigon or Tezcatlipoca.
To mess with someone with that kind of affiliation, Sam's ex-family must have balls the size of the Goodyear blimp.
2103793 I have an easy way to explain this:
The HATE! Its so filling., need more to see what will happen to sammy boy!.
Oh this'll be fun
Can wait till the next update ...
I lost it when he hit his sister, funniest thing I've read in a story in a while..
She deserves death by hitler red eagle snu snu
Also red eagle is a form of Viking tourture were the lungs are pulled out beyond the ribs and left there and it looks like a red eagle also *he says in a very nice flutters hey voice* if I ever catch you talking about my mare friend like that I'm going to rib out your intestines and play jump rope with them sherogorrath style
This coupon is good for one free BITCH SLAP
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One fucked up face obtied
Man I have a fucked up mind
Sam's sister is no worse than the main villain of Getting Back on Your Hooves, which is Trixie's sister. But that is so strange that a family of druggies turn out some very good people in the end.
2513767 They didn't start out as druggies. they were all highly dependent on the mother who passed away and this caused the family to fall apart, during this a friend of Mariana's got her into drugs and slowly addicted most of the family. Sam was so distraught that he actually fell for Mariana (who is a total bitch) who got him into drugs. If it weren't for his brother (who escaped the addiction) Sam would have been stuck with Mariana, but was saved. it is this sacrifice that creates the Sam we have now.
Shouldn't this read "a few weeks ago in a violent shoot out."?
2583759 Thank you for pointing out all the error's my editor and I try our best, but something always gets through!
if I ever had a sister like that then I would constantly remind her of the importance of not insulting someone within striking distance.
That sister is possibly the biggest bitch I have ever seen in my entire life.
*kicks sister in the thought*
There over.
With my current life happenings, the least I could do when faced in a situation like this is smile. The greatest would be a friendly hug or even a slight tease here and there
you get a good song man
So he was put on a drug craze because he didnt take his sister to the amusement park?
You know, I just found this song, and I think that it would have fitted the performance. Plus, it sounds absolutely beautiful on Violin. A Stradivarius would sound AMAZING playing this!
3798255 little siblings are COMPLETE assholes to the max.
link for "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybZINoDv8I8]journies taken in a forgotten land." is dead.