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    Princess Celestia gets a stuffed squid for her birthday
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    October rambles, fan art, and updates.

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    Secret Life of Rarity fan music!

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  • 3w, 12h
    Plushie stuff

    So, let's talk bout plushies. For those of you who don't know by now, which is hopefully very few of you, I'm funding my wedding (happening July 28th) on this site so if you donate you can get a bunch of cool stuff.

    But I digress. This is about plushies.

    We have a lot of you who have ordered one. 26 orders, to be precise. My financee is on her third draft of her plushie pattern right now, so we're hoping to get the final design finished. Once we do, we'll be able to start churning them out. We'll be ordering the minky soon (minky being the material that most plushies are made out of) and we got a bunch of paint color cards so we know what colors we want to use, so we hope to have a final product ready to show you by the end of the month at the VERY latest. Like I said: once the pattern's done, we can start churning them out. For those of you got thank you cards, we are making those today, so if you did order one, if you could PM me your address so we can get that to you, that would be lovely.

    So, what I need from those of you who have ordered plushies, if you have not already given them to me, is which character(s) you would like so we know what to make. Ideally one of my characters since those are the ones we'll be producing the most of (Blossom, Antares, Blaze, Rapids, etc.) but we'll honestly do whatever. So yeah, PM me with that info. I can't promise them soon because we're still figuring them out, and because there is a long waiting list, but I can promise that we will get them to you, and once we figure out the pattern, we can start producing them quickly. At least a few a week.

    So yeah. I also hope to be updating soon. I kinda got sucked in by South Park: Stick of Truth a little bit. I also watched this movie last night called Snowtown (alternatively The Snowtown Murders) which was rather brutal, but rather well made. I do so love Aussie horror. I have plans on Shadow, Jackie, Alicorn, and Life. Given that it's October, I might finally write that serial killer Applejack fic (by far the most brutal one I've ever written) that I've been tossing around for years.

    So that's what I'm up to...

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  • 5w, 8h
    Alternate My Little Pony Intro

    I made one. Most people skip the theme. So I made a new one.

    A bit of backstory here, though. I used to do MST3Ks of the episodes and throw them up on Youtube. I got to Keep Calm and Flutter On before Hasbro started blocking them all worldwide. Now, I always changed the theme song because there was no point in having the same one over and over again. Some of them were actually okay. Like for the one to Luna Eclipsed I completely cut out the traditional one and instead made one with a black background and the Halloween theme playing in the background. So, just for fun, here's the one I made for the Season 2 finale, which was my personal favorite.

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    Marriage Fund Mishaps

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An alternate version of the TDverse, first seen in No, I Am NOT a Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! where after TD leaves the Gala, he comes across a certain petrified statue. Curious, he walks up to it and sets in motion a chain of events that may change the face of Equestria forever. Even worse for the wayward human, his meeting with the being known only as Discord may ensure that he never gets home...

Cover art by http://shadowkira555.deviantart.com/art/The-master-puppeteer-Discord-267294673

First Published
12th Jan 2013
Last Modified
14th Mar 2013
#1 · 93w, 10h ago · · · After the Gala ·


#2 · 93w, 10h ago · · · After the Gala ·

OOOOoooooooohhhh!!!! Sounds interesting! COMMENCE READ

#3 · 93w, 10h ago · · · After the Gala ·

An alternate story along with your sequel? Man, you are on a roll.

Will have this saved for later reading.

#4 · 93w, 10h ago · · · After the Gala ·

Yes, Yes. continue.

#5 · 93w, 10h ago · · · After the Gala ·

Hmm, looking good; I'm excited to see how TD reacts to something that isn't trying to be his friend.

#6 · 93w, 10h ago · · · After the Gala ·

y wud TD tell the princess? If that was me, I wud party all night

wait, this is before TD grew a pair. Nevermind

#7 · 93w, 10h ago · · · After the Gala ·

Fuck it I lied, lets Rain BloodSugar and Party Hard. Get fucked buddy! :trollestia::trollestia::trollestia: Everybody Panic!!! :flutterrage:

#8 · 93w, 10h ago · · · After the Gala ·

Ooh, an alternate portayal. I love what if scenarios like this!

#9 · 93w, 10h ago · · · After the Gala ·

I enjoy this sort of alternate universe fiction -- I enjoy writing it as well, but I'm not this good.  Looking forward to more!  :twilightsmile:

#10 · 93w, 9h ago · · · After the Gala ·

Darker and Edgier versions are the better ones.

#11 · 93w, 8h ago · · · After the Gala ·

AU TDverse... An AU version of a (sort of) AU version of a TV show, which could possibly be an AU version of real life. We must go deeper!!!

#12 · 93w, 8h ago · · · After the Gala ·


#13 · 93w, 8h ago · · · After the Gala ·


my response to that:rainbowhuh: What da fuq?!

#14 · 93w, 8h ago · · · After the Gala ·

>>1948730 Exactleh.

#15 · 93w, 8h ago · · · After the Gala ·

i say not as good as the others but... Still some great work!

#16 · 93w, 7h ago · · · After the Gala ·

All that we now is:


#17 · 93w, 7h ago · · · After the Gala ·

>>1948976 If other people made TD stories (Which I've allowed) then I would.

#18 · 93w, 6h ago · · · After the Gala ·


#19 · 93w, 4h ago · · · After the Gala ·

The idea of reading this is tempting, but I really REALLY don't like grimdark/dark stuff.

#20 · 93w, 1h ago · · · After the Gala ·

Congrats on having two fics in the popular stories section of the homepage at once!

#21 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Elements ·


i believe shit has gotten real

#22 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Elements ·

My oh my, a discord possessed TD? Shit is going down! On a unrelated note, what would happen if you tossed shit at one of those Dyson bladeless fans?

#24 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Elements ·

Oh god more

#25 · 92w, 6d ago · 2 · · The Elements ·


That image, in that situation, is the most accurate comparison I have ever seen, in any comment. EVER.

#26 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Elements ·

"I think we all know that something is wrong: Celestia refuses to send me home!"

I thought EXACTLY the same after reading the gala chapter of the normal story.

I mean, Celestia had no problems at keeping a portal stable so that she could observe the planet, she could even rescue TD from the crushing portal! And now she can't even send a scroll through it without oblirating it? :twilightoops:

Another reason: If Celestia has observed our planet long enough and has seen our weapons (hydrogen bomb, etc.), she surely don't want to risk her whole country and the planet, just to send a single beeing back to its origin.

I can't wait to see Celestia's reaction when he confronts her :pinkiecrazy:

#27 · 92w, 6d ago · 1 · · The Elements ·

>>1953304 The portal only really works well enough one way. It's like the interlocking blades trap from Saw II, going through it is simple, but gong back is impossible without slicing up your whole arm. Call it convenient but it's mah portal and if it didn't work like that Not a Brony would be over in two chapters.

#28 · 92w, 6d ago · · · After the Gala ·

I have two questions:

1. What is TD short for anyways?

2. If you could give TD any voice actor, or make him sound like any specific character in anything, what would his voice sound like?


#29 · 92w, 6d ago · · 5 · The Elements ·


Please just... stop with this kind of thing...

#30 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Elements ·

>>1954497 Seriously, dude? What's the big friggin' issue? Calm down, it's just a nickname for this collection of stories and is by default not the universe of the show because TD is there. It doesn't have to ruin your whole day.

#31 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Elements ·

>>1954265 1. It isn't short for anything.

2. Hmm... I'm not sure. In my head he sounds like me, but if I could give him any voice actor... hmm, I don't know who's an American actor who has the level of sarcasm and snark that he does?

#32 · 92w, 6d ago · · 2 · The Elements ·

>>1954567 I was referring to the absolute plethora of unnecessary "universes" sprouting up from various fanfictions that people in this fandom give half a shit about. Not saying your fic is bad but it seems that every goddamn fic on this site is either overhyped as fuck my little dashie is a shining example part of some ridiculous universe, some kind of side fic, some shitty OC fic, some bullshit wish-fulfillment HiE fic, a badly done crossover, one of several hundred FO: sidefics, or pretty much just a rewrite of other fics but in a different light (eg. bathtime for ponies, bathtime for OC's and all that other shit).

It was not your story that ticked me off, just the fact that it's part of yet another universe. Again, to avoid buttmad, let me reiterate: I don't doubt that your story is good, but I just hate seeing the "part of x universe" anywhere around it.

#33 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Elements ·

>>1954603 I guess that makes sense, but I think the whole 'it ruined my day' pic was more than a little insulting. Keep in mind that the fact that TD is there makes it by default not the universe of the show and therefore an alternate universe. If it annoys you that I have a colloquial term for the set of stories involving TD then, well, sorry I guess. It's just a nickname and has no bearing on the story in the slightest. It's just a casual nickname for this set of stories. What would you rather I do?

#34 · 92w, 6d ago · · 1 · The Elements ·

>>1954638 I guess you didn't really understand me. It's not the name you decided for this 'verse, just the universes sprouting up from fics in general. If I am allowed to reiterate once more, let me more clearly state that the 'ruined mah day' pic was directed towards the "TDverse" concept, not your fic or the name you gave either of those things.

And now i'm getting thumbed down by fic-drones.


#35 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Elements ·

>>1954653 Okay... I think I might get it. You're annoyed by the concept of naming fic compilations from the same story vein 'verses' and you weren't attacking me doing it directly but that pic was blanket irritation against the whole idea. Okay, I'm still not sure why it's such a big issue at all (unless you think its born out of vanity as opposed to just giving something an official name in which case I could understand that) if none of it affects the story.

#36 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Fall of the Elements ·

When i finished the 2nd page I hit refresh out of boredom and the next chapter appeared! :derpyderp1:

also first

and I have a good guess as to what's in that box....

#37 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Fall of the Elements ·

A black box? Maybe Discord decided to play with some of humanity's toys?

#38 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Fall of the Elements ·

Oh no. I ahte to think of what the box holds. Is it... THE PONIES?!

#39 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Fall of the Elements ·

Black box...hmmm...!

oh no! I hope its not the box of the Hellraiser!

#40 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Fall of the Elements ·

discord stole solders Black box?!

he's gone too far, one cant just take a mentaly unstable mercinary's rocket launcher!

#41 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Fall of the Elements ·

>>1955234 Oh? And what, praytell, do you think it is? I personally think you don't have the correct answer.

#42 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Fall of the Elements ·

The box contains what TDiscord wants it to contain.

What TDiscord WANTS it to contai is another matter.

My guess is he made it dimensionally transcendent, and it has the Mane 6, Spike, and Rupert inside.

Poor Rupert :applecry:

#43 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Fall of the Elements ·

I kinda like this portrayal of Discord he is cruel but not overly violent in getting what he wants mind rape and body horror are a lot more effective at getting what you want without physically harming the one you want it from and since Discord has everything TD knows at his disposal, lets just say the ponies should pray TD hasn't read a lot of Lovecraftian horror stories.

#44 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Fall of the Elements ·

>>1955664 yeah, I always saw the Discord of the show as subtextually dark and disturbing so I played that up a little bit here. I imagine that a Discord who was sick and tired of being trapped in stone would take the foal horseshoes off (so to speak) and be far more sadistic but not in a violent way. I imagine Discord as a character who would hate to kill because that's one less pony to be subjected to (or cause) chaos and he wouldn't cause physical pain because that's too easy and thus not as much fun. I see him as a guy who would relish in emotional and psychological pain a lot more because it's easier to get the maximum amount of chaos that way. So yes, relish in the fact that this fic is never going to get gory.

#45 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Fall of the Elements ·


Next, Discord is going to get two of every animal and herd them into a boat, then beat the crap out of them :derpytongue2:

#46 · 92w, 6d ago · 4 · · The Fall of the Elements ·


unless it's a farm

#47 · 92w, 6d ago · · · After the Gala ·


:rainbowderp: TD  even Forced visits to the gay bath house?

just kidding, i am more into a GAK fetish.

#48 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Fall of the Elements ·

The box contains TD's soul, and he will threaten the Princess with the life of an inter-dimensional being. Maybe the Elements as well. :pinkiesmile:

#49 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Fall of the Elements ·

how long are td's arms, just tell me if short, medium or , long no measurements, or better how long is his staff i might make it a little to big

#50 · 92w, 6d ago · · · The Fall of the Elements ·

Is that box by any chance a soul jar for TD? or is Spike's mouth in there? Saying it has the Elements in there would be too obvious.

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