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    So, let's talk bout plushies. For those of you who don't know by now, which is hopefully very few of you, I'm funding my wedding (happening July 28th) on this site so if you donate you can get a bunch of cool stuff.

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An Alternate universe that deviates from the storyline seen in No, I am NOT a Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! in which Celestia reveals at the Gala that she can in fact send him home.

Eager to do exactly what he's been waiting to do, he grabs his Clovevellian Staff and computer, and is promptly sent back to Earth, free from any more pony (and no, he will most certainly NOT be watching the show either).

A year passes and TD is happy back on Earth and has a job as an RA at his school. You know, the kind of job that requires a lot of human contact.

That's when the box shows up...

Yes, this is a TD version of My Little Dashie. Don't read if you don't like either MLD or TD in general.

First Published
12th Feb 2013
Last Modified
23rd Feb 2013
#1 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

Dis gon b gud story

#4 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

Ah, another story to clutter my favorites tab. Excellent.:twilightsmile::twilightsmile:

Comment posted by BronyWriter deleted at 12:39am on the 12th of February, 2013
#6 · 88w, 4d ago · 9 · · The Arrival of The Box ·


Kronk: Wait... what does that have to--

Shoulder Angel: No no... he has a point.

#7 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

>inb4 featured

#9 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

Hehehehe. Oh, TD. Also, story, go to the Filly Fics group! I am the head honcho there, and in my opinion, this counts!

#10 · 88w, 4d ago · 13 · 1 · I Can Send You Home ·

If I were TD I would have left with saying:

#12 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

Okay, first off, you could almost say,


( •_•)>⌐■-■


He's Tea-D

Next,  The middle East:

I even added Uzbekistan.

And lastly, my name is Ben too.  To bad I'm not a brony.

#13 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

I blame Trollestia.:trollestia:

#15 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

>>2108877 He IS home and that's the worst part.

#16 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

>>2109055 As I think pretty much everybody has since the series began.

#17 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·


That damn neighbor!

#18 · 88w, 4d ago · 1 · · The Arrival of The Box ·

I think this sums up TD right now:

#19 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

>>2109103 I ment as he left Equestria

#20 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

Hmm, I liked the "I'm not a brony, get me out of Equestria!" story. If I understand this right, he gets sent back but so does a little Rarity? Most intriguing. I'll have to read this, as well as the sequel to "I'm not a brony, get me out of Equestria!"

Oh, and small favor, can baby Rarity also be a serial killer? I mean, who doesn't want to kill the cable guy who says he'll show up between 8 and 4, and then shows up at 5?

#21 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

>>2109222  Serial killer?  What?  Why?

#22 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

>>2109327 I wrote a character study serial killer Rarity story creatively called The Secret Life of Rarity.

#23 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

>>2109348 So... she kills people.

YEAHTHAT'SGREATTOTALLYNOTHINWRONGWITHTHAT.   *ahem*  But seriously, how do you make Rarity a serial killer while making it believable?

#24 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

>>2109372 Would you like the short explanation or the literary critic one?

#25 · 88w, 4d ago · 1 · · The Arrival of The Box ·

>>2109327  http://www.fimfiction.net/story/40334/the-secret-life-of-rarity <- I seem to have broken the url tags.

Read it and you won't regret it. He's working on the threequel so there's plenty of character studying. Also, killing, and then motives and I'll just say Rarity would do anything to protect her favorite sister >.<

And wouldn't it be adorable for filly Rarity to kill filly Trixie for turning her little filly hair green? daaaaaw.

#26 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

Ok, thread hijacking aside, this was a very interesting preview of what is to come. It can't be another portal accident. Someone found it, left a note, and snuck it in. He is not a brony, but I think as the only person in the dorm with a room to himself he is stuck with her.

So in this version of events, he could convert to brony, or have his brony friend take care of that. Given TD's past experiences I doubt either of those. So where will it go from here?

#27 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

Curious to see where this goes.  Intriguing concept.  :twilightsmile:

#28 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

Moremoremoremoremoremore now kai?

#29 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

I can already tell I'm gonna laugh my ass off.:pinkiehappy:

#30 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

Look at you! You over-achiever. Writing multiple stories at the same time! Good luck with them:twilightsheepish:

#32 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·

milking that story for all it's worth...

well played BronyWriter.

well played.

#33 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Arrival of The Box ·


#34 · 88w, 4d ago · 10 · · I Can Send You Home ·

"no time should have passed" :facehoof:

aka have a car to the face. :trollestia:

#35 · 88w, 4d ago · 1 · · The Arrival of The Box ·

Damn I called it. And that kids is why we don't punch the Princesses in the face.:trollestia:

Well it looks like we now know where the serial killer Rarity came from.

#36 · 88w, 4d ago · 9 · · The Elder Swear ·

Even young, Rarity still manages to be Fabulous!:raritywink:

#38 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Elder Swear ·

>>2108689 Sho nuff. #2 on the featured box.

#39 · 88w, 4d ago · · · The Elder Swear ·


your math is wrong it should be

Rarity ^Filly + Box X my coffee table - 20% X Earth / I haven't even been back a year and now the tables have turned X I have no idea what's going on=HOLY COW I'M SCREWED!!! / wait a sec i just give it to my roommate = success / you need to keep it away from him = yep your screwed

help out with the math i hope?   :twistnerd:

#40 · 88w, 3d ago · 1 · · The Elder Swear ·

You should finish all these TD stories with a story about how Celestia initially messed up space-time with that portal thingy of hers (which she can apparently adjust to lead to the past!), and have a group of multiverse TDs from all these stories and the original story's non-canon chapters team up against something. Or just for the heck of it because they're all totally bros.:raritystarry:

#41 · 88w, 3d ago · 7 · · The Elder Swear ·

The d'aww is strong in this chapter.

#42 · 88w, 3d ago · · · The Elder Swear ·

I have waited forever for one of these: a My Little Rarity story! Rarity is my favorite pony!

:raritystarry:I am?


#43 · 88w, 3d ago · 5 · · The Elder Swear ·

>>2111549 And she gets stuck with a totally sarcastic non-Brony. I hope that isn't an issue.

#44 · 88w, 3d ago · · · The Elder Swear ·

>>2111372 Eh, math never was my strong suit.

#45 · 88w, 3d ago · · · The Elder Swear ·

"Why me?" I mumble into my hands. "What sin against God or man did I commit that would justify this kind of thing happening to me?"


I'm really enjoying this so far. A reluctant non-brony has to take care of Rarity to satisfy his moral code. Quite the opposite of the overrated my Little Dashie. I think this will turn out to be a great story.

#46 · 88w, 3d ago · · · The Elder Swear ·

She uses a few less bigger words, but that's her alright.


#47 · 88w, 3d ago · · 1 · The Elder Swear ·

You know TD, still may have one last hoped. With Dashie, there was no way to return because Dash doesn't have magic. Rarity does, she only know levitation, but never the lest she can still learn from ground zero.

Give her some Harry Potter, Narnia, Eragon, Lord of the Ring and others movies or books so she can have some examples of how she in theory can manage new spells and then try to make a magic beacon of S.O.S so Equestria will be able to pin point her location, Celestia open the portal and step in the human world in a human disguise.

Play a visit to TD, demonstrate that she is in fact Celestia, take Rarity and problem solve.

#48 · 88w, 3d ago · · · The Elder Swear ·

>>2111592 It's ok. The story has Rarity in  it. That evens it out

#49 · 88w, 3d ago · 5 · · The Elder Swear ·

You just love to torture that poor guy with ponies, do you? :trollestia:

#50 · 88w, 3d ago · · · The Elder Swear ·


makes sense though  right?

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