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Perturabo


Not being the best? That's a decimating. Not wearing Chevrons? That's a decimating. Fighting for the Emperor? That's a decimating. Liking Imperial Fists? Oh...you better believe that's a decimating.

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Their ship crippled by a surprise attack from the Thousand Sons, the Chaos Space Marines of the Iron Warriors thirteenth company are forced to escape into a warp rift. Finally crash landing on what they believe to be a Daemon World in the Eye of Terror, populated by small Horse-like xenoforms, can the most bitter and paranoid of all the Space Marine Legions truly learn the Magic of friendship? And can they go more than a week without trying to blow something up?

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you got my attention, and i was pleased. Continue with this, dear sir.

Thanks, I intend to get about one chapter or so done a week. Provided I'm not a lazy S.O.B (and that's not Sister of Battle). Which is entirely possible. :ajbemused:

Despite a few typos. I found a very enjoyable story. You have earned a fav and a like.

Thanks, I appreciate the support. Yes, I'll apologise for the typo's now; my special talent seems to be proof-reading things two or three times, and yet missing the obvious.

Gotta say, your short description sort of had me hooked.
Having just read The siege of Castellax, I'm up for a bit of Iron Warriors.
Well done sir/madam.

More, The Four demand it!

Those poor, poor Obliterators...
They... *sniffs* they can lay down their wepons not matter what they do!
:raritydespair::raritydespair::raritydespair::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry:

But the Obliterators could shift their weapons to their insides.
They can still do that right?
Also one Obliterator could probably decimate the entire army of Equestria they don' run out of ammunition and i doubt any shield produced by ponykind could withstand a constant barrage of HE-Missals or Warp Plasma.

Very good. Nice description. And very very nicely put together. Another well done chapter.

Thanks for the continued support Chaps/Chapettes. :twilightblush:

@Cad: I admit I'm unsure as to whether the Oblit's can shift weapons to inside their body, if I'm honest. It may well be that they can, but I'm willing to let it slide for humours sake. In response to your other query, in theory the IW should be able to dominate Equestria in a matter of days, but that wouldn't make for a particularly interesting tale. My suspension-of-delief excuse (poor as it is) is that Equestria's sorcery works on a gestalt Psychic field, much like Ork Psykers do. As it works in a slightly different way to 'regular' Psychic powers, the Chaos Marines have less defense against it.

Sort of.

Kind of.

Yeah.

Unless The Iron Warrior in the first Chapter swiped that Mark VII armor from a loyalist Marine's Corpse during the last days of the Heresy on Luna or Terra, he can't have had it for over 10,000 years.

A space Marine Strike Cruiser is between 2-3km long and can carry an entire company of marines, even half of one crashing would fell more than a few trees, and should have created some sort of blast-wave from the impact, which if it crashed outside of Fluttershy's house would have flattened it if not a good portion of Ponyville as well.

My nit picking aside I'm interested to see where you take this, now I shall begin reading chapter 2.

Lol Loyalist Thousand Sun Reference, though that guy doesn't really have the crew to run his ships guns.

Not an Angel Fan I take it?

I could see Ponies being a genetic experiment of the Old Ones or some early awakened Necrons. Here's hoping you interpret Discord as being an Avatar of Malal.

IMO they shouldv'e easily broken shiny's bubble.

And now shit is about to go down, even Celestia and Luna can't hope to survive a full barrage of warp enhanced Bolter fire from three Obliterators.
Or the Marines let them try to execute them and the ponies miserably fail because they can't even get through the armor.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Like that'll end well...

Explain to me how destroying a house and killing a bunny gets you the death penalty.:rainbowhuh:

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Because Ponies are Fascists.

Oh those poor Xenos, they can't hope to defeat one space marine, let alone three CHAOS SPACE MARINES! And a few melee weapon hits and those Xenos 'shields' will fall!:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

Ah, the best Legion finally gets its time in the sun.

Iron within, friendship without? Yeah, lets go with that.

EDIT: Also, just fav'd for the title alone. And I'll be honest - if this ends in two or so more chapters with a complete slaughter and the demolishing of every Equestrian structure... I would be so thrilled. It is needed!

haven't read it yet but chaos space marines in equestria well that won't end to well :derpyderp1:

I am not sure Iron Warriors really talk like that.
But I think they are bloody hilarious. All we need now is a psychotic Dreadnought.

This is pretty damn hilarious so far, especially the ends of this and the previous chapters. I really enjoyed reading these three, so I can't wait to see what else you cook up for your band of idiotic space pirates.

how many crossbow bolts dos it take to kill an Astartes in mark VII armor? wayyyyy to many. i doubt ponies have power wepons

1976578 shining alone could probably take a few power punches but if the Iron Warriors wanted to they could have broke the shield they are, after all the best chapter at destroying defenses

NMM and the warp?

ponies I hope die
Shining
RD
AJ
guards

is it me or is everyone starting to use heresy era legion, especially the thousand sons? anyone?:derpyderp1:

1981966 I think it started with Emperor's Child In Equestria. And they do tend to be the most interesting... :twilightsheepish:

Oh lawd, lotsa comments. :applejackconfused:

Lyrken: In all honesty yes, they probably should. But that would make for a pretty dull story if they'd wiped out all life by Chapter 3. My (admittedly weak) fluff justification is that the Magic of Friendship, which I assume is how the Ponies generate their vile sorceries, is different to warpcraft. Therefore, the Iron Warriors aren't exactly sure what to do about it, hence their ability to get trapped.

Cadmium: The proverbial turd is indeed about to impact the air cooling device. In a straight up fight, the Iron Warriors would easily triumph. But no one said that this would go exactly to plan...

Oplindefep: If anyone can get themselves executed by Ponies, it's the Warriors of the 13th Company. :twilightsheepish:

Maverick: Zephyrion said it better than I ever could. Plus, swanning into the Canterlot throne room and describing yourself as "pirates" and "killers" after performing what surmounts to an act of war is probably not the best way to get on Celestia's good side.

Supreme Soviet: Well, Khorne cares not from where the Blood flows...

DoD: I still haven't read Siege of Castellax, damn yoou for psyching me up for it. But yeah, the Iron Warriors are a pretty baws-tier Legion (although the Night Lords are, admittedly, still my favourite). As for demolishing Equestria, I'm sure you can guess that even the worst Iron Warrior knows a thing or two about taking the iron to the stone.

Bass Blitz: Does Chaos Space Marines anywhere ever end well?

Verbosa/HiveLordLusa: It's true that Iron Warriors probably wouldn't speak like this, but as I am not a 10'000 year old Superhuman warrior driven by betrayal and dedication to evil Gods, I have to make some allowances. :pinkiehappy: Plus, the Warsmith is actually the leader of my own Iron Warriors army (that sadly I never play anymore)-let's just say that constant failure sent him a bit round the bend...

"Idiotic band of Space Pirates"? That's possibly the best description of them I've ever heard.

radiation_pony: As I see it, should it come to a fight the Ponies will need to rely on their magic and knowledge of the terrain, as well as sheer numbers, to take down the Iron Warriors. The Astartes have the advantage when it comes to individual prowess.

Bronyhood of Steel: B-but...AJ is glorious best Pony. :applecry:

Lord Archimedes/McCrowley: It's true that I am a rather large Heresy nut. The Iron Warriors are in fact M41 era, whereas the Ksons are a nod to a friend's Pre-Heresy army: he was one of the ones who inspired me to do this, so it's only right I guess.

Well, hopefully Part 4 will be soon. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to play Dawn of War. :twilightsmile:

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You know that this site has a "reply" function?
Not complaining about the voices. I found them freaking hilarious. This particular band of Chaos Marines definitely strike me as bumbling jackasses with too much firepower. Their jackass-ness will definitely result in comedy gold when it meets the ponies' love and tolerance.

IT'S THE ANGRY MARINES!!!
THEY CRASHED THEIR THUNDERHAWK INTO THE CASTLE TO GET KILLING FASTER!!!!

2025849 no from the begginging of the chapter, heh, the raven guard chapter are jumpacking in

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!:flutterrage:

Isn't it spelled Ordinance?
Not Ordanace?

"Fuck you Kelly!" :twilightsheepish: Love it! Fucking challenges!

Step 1: Find confiscated weapons.
Step 2: Raze Canterlot to the ground.
Step 3: Eradicate Chrysalis and changelings.
Step 4: Locate and kill Celestia and others.
Step 5: Somehow get in contact with other Iron Warrior warbands.
Step 6: Proper planetary invasion.
Step 7: ???
Step 8: New Iron Warrior fortress world.

Meh just glass the planet, then strip mine it for resources and build a few bastions on it, the infrastructure that is currently on this planet couldn't even hold against the assault of the weakest foes in the 40k universe so its no use to reuse it

“Fuck you, Kelly.”

Oh Cegorach, my sides.
I pulled a similar trick with a squad of Fire Warriors. It was priceless.

One problem: "Even withoiu all their armour, they were so fast."
Apparently they removed their armour? Reread the previous chapter and no such thing happened. Pretty sure you meant that they had been disarmed.
And maybe you might be making them too easy to kill? A mob of ponies with sharp objects is hardly a threat to what basically amounts to a walking tank. Maybe if it were Orks, but you might as well be throwing cardboard boxes at the Marine.
Other than that there were a couple spelling and grammar errors, but nothing that diminished the hilarity.

This settles it. These Marines are definitely the Red and Blue Team of the Iron Warriors.

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You're right there, I hadn't spotted that actually-it's meant to say "even with their armour" (as the Ponies wouldn't know about how PA works). Thanks. :twilightblush:

Knowledge is Power.
I see what you did there. Guard it Well.

2115674 Enchanted weapons and gear? Even a Chaos Space Marine will acknowledge that the Warp can enhance items, and while the ponies do not use the Warp, the magic is similar.

Iron warriors.... Been fighting the long war for thousands of years, crushing the greatest fortresses the imperium ever constructed.... And they swear like teenagers.... Something seems off.:twilightoops:

2193633 Oh trust me, I know what you mean. However, if I tried to do these as 'real' Iron Warriors, it would be even more hilariously bad than it already is. :twilightblush: It's annoying sometimes, and you're right to point it out as a bit silly, but it's part of the 'humour' I guess-and to be fair these are the worst Iron Warriors ever.

Of all time.

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Even if they are Iron Warriors they are still chaos dudes and to be fair every single one of these chaos dudes has some kind of bad habit or tick through the constant warp exposure because even if they are Space marines that stuff is pretty potent and after 10k years they are bound to have some kind of mind screw going on.
Theirs is just swearing like teenagers.

And why the hell do i never get informed when this updates even if i have faved it? I always find out in the newest updates section.

Ah, that was a great chapter. I hate the cliffhanger, but the rest was great fun. I look forward to the next one, Lord Perturabo!

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I like the humor and silliness it harks back to the days of when Ultramarines weren't smurfs, the glory days of squats and beakies.

*coughcough*Third Legion is best Legion*coughcough*

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