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Ork Nob 'Eadsmasha and his boyz were having the time of their lives: hijacking vehicles, stomping Chaos 'umies, making noise, everything a good ork could wish for. But when they are caught between Chaos and weirdboyz, they are sent to a world with no war, not much in the way of noise, not even a decent fungus beer.
Can they find something to do before they snap and start a new WAAAGH! in Equestria?

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 124 )

Reading later. Sleep is needed...

Finally someone puts the ork's the equestria for once:ajsmug:, can't wait for the next chapter:pinkiehappy:

1956824 I'm not the first, that would be O.i.E. but I'm glad that you enjoy it

1956865 I know, I have that story in my favorites, its just that he hasn't updated in 3 months:ajbemused:

Oh boy, I get to break out the Bolt Thrower!

Lost Souls Domain - Bolt Thrower

Orks? WAAAAAAGH! Purple 'uns iz da sneakiest! Red 'uns go FAAAAASTAAAAAH! But greenest iz da meanest! WAAAAAAAAGH!
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This might just be one of the best things ever.

Also,

Anyway, I doubt that orks could hijack a Chaos vehicle like they did here

They totally could. The thing about the Orks, if they THINK they can do something, they CAN. That's why da red wunz really do go da fastest, simply because they think they do. It's how their magic works.

I actually read something about that specifically, them being able to take over vehicles that they should have absolutely no business being able to 1. drive and 2. actually function.

1957461 I stand corrected. Thanks for the info, and I need to have more faith in da boyz

1957512 Da Orkz are absolutely hilarious, when you actually think about it.

They're a mob comprised of what is essentially telepathic bloodthirsty six year olds with the bodies of mechanical car crushers. They really can do literally whatever they want, simply because they're so dumb that they don't understand why it wouldn't work.

1957534 what else would it mean:duck:

1957534 WAAAGH! is slang for war, army, and orkish empire; also makes for a great battle cry :raritywink:

1957549 Then it's a terrible thing that the Orks are in Equestria.

This is actually a pretty promising fic. Easy to read, entertaining, no significant errors, and a fine premise. Just be aware: "orks in Equestria" is just a premise, nothing more. We've passed the point where the story description no longer applies, and there's no hint of an actual plot yet. I'd hate to see you squander your idea and efforts on a story that doesn't really go anywhere.

:trollestia: Ave Imperatrix Celestialis :trollestia:

Anyway, I doubt that orks could hijack a Chaos vehicle like they did here, but it was the first thing that came to mind.

They're guns shouldn't be able to fire either, but they still do.

Orks just kinda make things happen like that.

For Da WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!! :flutterrage:

I have the feeling that later this will make me WAAAAAGH!!!
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Proceed.

The orks seem spot-on characterization wise, I eagerly anticipate the next chapter!

RE: stealing a Chaos vehicle, if anyone can do it, the Orks can. They just have to believe they can. Which they do. Because they can. Just like how red things go faster than comparable blue things. Ain't the WAAAGH!!! grand?

Also, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! Because it needed to be said.

While I personally prefer Fantasy Warhammer, I can appreciate a good WAAAGH! (I play with orks myself). I look forward to more.

Got around to reading this at school. It's epic win. All I'm going to say.

>no dark tag
>count me in

WAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!!!!

Faved and followed.

Congrats, you're in the 'Most Popular' section

1962068 I am!? yay :yay:

or maybe WAAAAGH!!! :flutterrage:

WAAAGH! is the Ork version of Allons-y :moustache:

Faved, upvoted, and ready for moar, ya 'umie git.

C'MON BOYZ! LET'S GETS TA STOMPIN'! :flutterrage::pinkiecrazy:

Dis is Zoggin' Beutefol... WAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! :flutterrage:

Orkz is da biggest and da strongest! great chapter! :twilightsmile:

Oh my. Oh my indeed. This is an unexpected cross. lol Being a huge 40K fan as well, I'm VERY interested to see where this goes.

why do they talk like they're british

1984558 they're based off of british football hooligans

Orkz, orkz, orkz and more Orkz. Time to get out my Chaos warhound titan. It's time to roll the motherfucking dice and see who gets the loot.

Oh and uh, This seems interesting. I'll give it a read when I have the time.

That was awesome. I just hope this doesn't take as long to update as the other fic (O.i.E.).

1957512

That's the best thing about them as far as I'm concerned. Tank doesn't have an engine? If an ork gets in there and thinks it will work, then it's going to work. And if it's painted red, then it's going to be fast.

"DAKA!!! NEEDZ MOAR DAKA!!!" - Ork Warlord Gore'Gutz :flutterrage:

That is all
EDIT: nevermind, someone beat me to the punch

Scootawagon: IT NOW BELONGZ TA DA ORKZ!

Been waitin for this to update. Take your time with them, is chill.

that ending has me thinking the orks are going to end up fighting the changelings

Where's more huh? You holdin' out on me punk? Huh? Huh? Huh? You'se bettah not be holdin' out on me. Anyway, I give this story a den outta den.

I loved the "Rainbow Dash dresses in style" reference.

“Either send them back or start a fungus farm.”

This is implying that Orks are growing from fungus? If I'm not mistaken that's how they're created, yeah?

2048256 Ok. Memory serves then. :twilightsheepish:
I don't think a fungus farm would be such a great idea in that case...

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